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Good ol’ P’Dog never let’s you down laugh a minute

He’s not too old not too fat not too skinny not too short don’t know if he’s any good

As a 6 year old it was Dai Moses, he was the only one I could recognise. He had a bald head. When knew what was going on, it was Wally McArthur. Fastest winger on two legs.

After the Prophet of Doom comes the Grim Reaper. we’re all doomed

Thanks Il Cattivo Christmas Eve and having read your post I feel like cutting my own throat Don't volunteer for The Samaritan's

We thought Linners was good but it it took him 2 seasons to make Super League players out of Luke Hooley, Josh Hodson and James Meadows Mocco must be a genius, he’s done it in just a few training sessions Lets hope he is, and he can do the same with our army of promising youngsters

Josh Rourke was the 3rd highest points scorer in Championship last year. So we know 2 things about him. he can score tries, and he can kick goals

I’ve been trying to forget it since the first time I heard it thank you Bob

Love a few stats by my reckoning we probably have signed or signing 10 backs average age just over 27 and 10 forwards average age just over 30. Although 7 are 30 or over. certainly plenty of experience

Are Phil and Toffee Dog related? Brothers, cousins , father and son maybe?

Sheffield, Featherstone, Toulouse all suddenly produce dreadful performances I rest my case

Am I the only one who smells a rat here i must point out I am a conspiracy theorist

Sorry Phil not often right but wrong again Josh Hodson RU born London 26/1/1997 Josh Hodson RL born 16/6/2000 hometown Newport Shropshire

worst kept secret in West Yorkshire and what a load of rubbish getting 2 Josh Hodsons mixed up

Shirts were given out at the presentation i got mine I heard the forum called up but if anyone responded I didn’t see them

! Alistair Leak 2 James Meadows 3 Keiron Buchanan 4 Barley Independent Supporters Bus (pity about the door)

Well done the board, seen sense at last Appointed Phildog as a director and he's put his pension pot into the club Full steam ahead now

What on earth are the board of directors thinking. Don't they know that Phildog has been supporting Batley for a thousand years So, he has earned the divine right to be personally informed of every player we, have signed, will sign, will not sign, have spoken to, have not spoken to. This as soon as we have done so. or, preferably even sooner. Come on Kevin Get a grip

Don't be hard on yourself PD. You may be a Philistine, but you'r our Philistine. When they see my response they will probably think, incorrectly, that I am a Philistine as well

Not a good performance, I was there, but here goes Manning Flynn Buchanan The fact that these were the try scorers is totally coincidental

What on earth are the board of directors thinking. Don't they know that Phildog has been supporting Batley for a thousand years So, he has earned the divine right to be personally informed of every player we, have signed, will sign, will not sign, have spoken to, have not spoken to. This as soon as we have done so. or, preferably even sooner. He should also be told, who much we have offered, how much everybody else has offered and how much those who have not offered terms would offer if they felt like it. So that he can then broadcast it to our rivals and subsequently the whole world In addition he should be informed of each players weight, height, inside leg measurement, hat size, penis length and sexual preference. He should also be informed if any player farts in the dressing room or pinches another players wife's bottom. Or another players bottom for that matter. Come on Kevin, get a grip

I remember Champion Jack Dupree from a tv program many years ago, he was living in Halifax then I remembered the name when Tyler played a few games for Batley Tyler confirmed he was raised in Halifax and is the grandson of Jack who unfortunately died before Tyler was born