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Plus he was being a cheeky chappie shouty geezer - a style that doesn't even charm large parts of the UK, let alone the Continent.

He had a nasty health scare last year*, plus the Cowboys are doing pretty well as is. His career may be winding down, but if there's an injury or suspension I'm sure he'll get a chance. * https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/24/were-trying-to-save-your-leg-bateman-survives-brush-with-spider/

Not even the range available in a corner shop.

...and the other one was Clawphin. It was a cetacean crustacean gustatory sensation!

Eurovision also likes very earnest and passionately open-hearted performers. Which is not very British. The other act that the UK entry reminded me of Subwoolfer's "Give That Wolf a Banana" from 2022. Very heavily tipped beforehand by all the experts and their results never matched the hype.

That's no age at all.

A frantic finish, but Bradford hold on for the 16:14 win.

Off the post and out!

Ethan Ryan's try is confirmed!

Batchelor strikes back with Hull's first try. Nice kick from Hardaker to set it up and the game is still in the balance.

Waqa Waqa!

I know the Bulls' attack has been a bit messy in the final few yards, but Hull FC have also earned praise for their teamwork in defence near their own try line.

The words "what on earth" are redundant in that question.

The perfect illustration. And a total brainfart from Aydin.

Handbags! That was a wrestling move.