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The Voodooguru

Member Since 20 Apr 2006
Offline Last Active Nov 22 2014 12:33 PM

#3031617 Signings news

Posted by The Voodooguru on 12 November 2014 - 08:38 AM

fan of the year is voted for by club fans, maybe if you were as good as stephen daniel you might get a go for your club i will continue to work behind the scenes at mine. the phrase being fan of the year try it marra.

But I'm not as good as Stephen, he deserves to be put forward. We have lots of fans at Workington who do loads of work behind the scenes and I'm sure next year a different one will have their hard work recognised. It won't be me as I don't have the spare time to put in. But I do what little I can to help the club. I would never belittle the work any fan including yourself put into the club they love.
The difference is he doesn't go on forums including this one when Charlo was in charge boasting about any inside information he may have or pretends he has to groom his own ego. ( the nodding heads posts you do when somebody beats you to the punch on deluded.com are genius!) Although I stand to be corrected I think if he was nominated again next year I think he would stand aside and let another deserving Town fan have the crown for a year.
Fridge door syndrome is the term psychologists use for people that like to see their drawings put on the fridge door so they can receive the pat on their back for the work. Others draw a fantastic drawing and the self satisfaction of their hard work is enough for them to be content without the need to receive any plaudits for their work.

Keep up the good work you do for your club and keep posting on the forums as you are very entertaining and a well deserved double fan of the year, please go for the hat trick and you will get the holy grail of the trip to Oz in 2015 as you deserve it.

#3031397 Signings news

Posted by The Voodooguru on 11 November 2014 - 05:54 PM

cant say i know haven96 i think its haven94 the man in the know

Don't let your ego run away with you pal, I changed the year on purpose. You like your ego stroked by constantly posting your insider knowledge and by not letting others have a go at fan of the year. If you didn't pick up on it I was taking the Michael out this fact so changed your name slightly. Is that easier to understand now?

#3031389 Signings news

Posted by The Voodooguru on 11 November 2014 - 05:44 PM

Stadium money and sponsorship
NEC money's comes from Nuclear work which is paid for by the NDA

NMP money's come from Nuclear work which is paid for by the NDA

also don't forget the NMP sponsorship you get

So as usual your FACT is in your head, you can't back up your claim. Are you never embarrassed when you re read your posts?

#3030655 Signings news

Posted by The Voodooguru on 10 November 2014 - 12:15 PM

People who I know who watch Egremont and Wath Brow consider Dixon the better player.
However I don't know, because I don't watch amateur rugby. From what I saw of JPB at Workington in the friendly game some time ago, he was ok but I wouldn't say he stood out.
With regards to wether Dixon signs for the jambos or not, I can't say I'm bothered.
I trust The Town directors judgement in which amateur players to offer contracts to. Let's face it over the last few season their choice of player has been outstanding in contrast to whitehavens which has proved an unmitigated disaster.

But Terry don't you know there are another wave of PNG players on their way to the wreck to save the day again?
I think big Rod and his mates have put the word around about only playing half a season and getting and account full of cash and they are jumping at the chance. Haven96 has just bought a 5 bed luxury gaff on Mirehouse. He is gonna put them all up for free so he can be best mates with them all and get a hat trick of fan of the year titles. Some pesky Hunslet fan stole his dream trip to Oz this year so he is gonna make sure it's nailed on for next year make no mistake.

#3004509 Signings news

Posted by The Voodooguru on 29 September 2014 - 02:59 PM

I suppose it depends on the amateur and their aspirations. Our players have found a new level of professionalism under Phil. I've heard that some players have been asked to put nearly a stone on in muscle over the close season with meal planners of up to 8 meals a day. Steak for breakfast anyone?
This might scare some amateur players off but the ones with the right attitude will realise that this is the commitment they have to make. The pinnacle of their career might be a BARLA tour, or it might be like Lunty's with challenge cup finals and international tours down under. Until they make that step up they will never know.

#2998012 Original Thinking?

Posted by The Voodooguru on 18 September 2014 - 01:32 PM

Wonder if they will keep Seymour, suppose now there is more cash to spend there's no limit to what they can afford. Another 3 PNG's, 2 Aussies and 5 French and because they all will live on Kells they will class them as locals!!

#2997640 Tomorrow

Posted by The Voodooguru on 17 September 2014 - 10:14 PM

So he's intentionally attacked a player to the head with an illegal tackle which could have broken his jaw etc. and that's deemed a minor misdemeanour !!!!!


Can't speak.



I think you're being a tad dramatic , I assume you know macca to know what his intentions were.



No one is saying it was accident bar yourself. 

Homeandawayer said it was intentional, you, defending the player then questioned if it was intentional . The opposite of intentional is accidental ergo you are suggesting it was, or could have been accidental. I was being sarcastic as I'm sure it was intentional.

The guy isn't evil, it's rugby ffs, but to put a player out of the game with an illegal tackle isn't something to be boasting about like he has been on social media. We have had angel vs lucifer on here which is getting over the top, but it would have been exactly the same if Burke had done the same to him and we had won on the Dews site. Your defence of your player is a bit misjudged as even level headed players lose their temper, remember Sinfield? At the time the game was getting a bit of needle in it, your hero got it wrong and should have walked. He has been found guilty and now banned.

Good luck in the next round, although it's starting to leave a bitter taste now.

#2986680 Who's your money on to take the last relegation place.

Posted by The Voodooguru on 01 September 2014 - 04:42 PM

Fingers crossed its Keighley just for their lovely chairman.
Was text an interesting crack yesterday by a Haven fan mate who says Woods is out and a familiar face is returning as coach for next season. Can't see it happening though as H4E wouldn't sanction it given his views on the current training regime!

#2974841 Town vs Donny away

Posted by The Voodooguru on 10 August 2014 - 05:42 PM

The RfL have to make an example of batley and send out a message to other clubs regarding the rules.i would rather things were decided on the pitch and no doubt Mr mullet will run back to deluded with this saying we are wanting a deduction because we lost today which isn't the case its just that rules are rules.

I think Mr Mullet will want a points penalty as much as you do pal, I think you and him must be either family or ex lovers as you are obsessed with each other on the Jam Forum!!

Maybe taking it a bit too far but you get my drift lol.

#2954894 Alex Szostak

Posted by The Voodooguru on 05 July 2014 - 05:15 AM

I think some of the comments are harsh on Kayle. While he hasn't been a stand out performer this season I think he has been a valuable squad player especially given the size of our squad. Do we know for certain he hadn't been carrying any injuries while playing ? Players go in and out of form and confidence.
It wasn't that long ago Forber was getting the same sort of comments and would anyone say that now?
He's one of our lads so let's not give him a kicking in public, I hope he comes back from injury and proves his worth.
We are starting to sound like them lot down the road having a go at our own lads.

#2921184 Impetus!

Posted by The Voodooguru on 25 April 2014 - 09:24 PM

Seymour a has been.If I were you I would wait and see how he goes on the field before making statements based on bitter and twisted jealousy.

Davo, I think Seymour has to be a wait and see. He might still have some of the magic or maybe not. I wonder why a bigger club hasn't given him a try if all his demons are behind him, lets face it a couple of SL clubs could seriously use him if he is sorted out.

Ainscough and The big PNG prop were all gonna be big things (in terms of playing not just size of shirt) in recent seasons but never lived up to the hype. 

#2901520 thread on haven forum regarding KT

Posted by The Voodooguru on 18 March 2014 - 07:41 PM

Hopefully the game will make you feel better KT. Hope you get better soon marra.

#2894624 Finals day

Posted by The Voodooguru on 07 March 2014 - 02:48 PM

Not when it's full of Townies cheering their team to glory it won't marra!!   ;)

#2891785 Team and predictions for Swinton

Posted by The Voodooguru on 02 March 2014 - 08:41 PM

Well considering the conditions I find it hard to have a go at any player. We played into a driving wind and rain in the first half that dropped considerably by the second half. We did what we had to in the second and while we maybe could have denied them a BP it was a hard game to play in.

Swinton looked like they were set up to play expansive rugby which wasn't gonna happen today at DP, Penny & Bridge etc were never gonna make a huge difference. I thought we defended superbly. Anyone can say that we could have done more offensively but it ended up a war in the mud and on the whole I thought our lads were fantastic. Callum, Jarred, Liam McAvoy were superb and nobody let the team down.

Give Butch and the lads some credit please, it was a great effort. You have gotta give Swinton credit for keeping at it for the full 80 mins even down to 12 men. Our defensive effort was awesome.

#2872477 New players

Posted by The Voodooguru on 31 January 2014 - 08:20 AM

I'm one of the "ass lickers" who said not to panic.

I agree the communication coming out of the club is nothing short of shocking and I'm sure it will affect the gates at the beginning of the season. But because they haven't told you who they have signed there is no need to have a tantrum.
I don't believe for one minute that there isn't anyone in the bag which for whatever reason hasn't yet been announced.
If you feel that strongly about it contact the club, instead of blubbering on here how disgusted you are be man enough to speak to one of the board.

I don't agree with how the communication links work at the club and there is huge room for improvement, but I haven't got the time to put in and help updating the website or whatever. There are folk who post on this forum who surely have the time to do a few updates. But as I haven't I don't think it's my place to offer criticism when I don't know the full facts.
I have no idea who you are TF10, you may be a jameater or you maybe somebody that was once close to the club and have an axe to grind. Either way your glass in life is either half empty, or you are trolling. You can call me what you want, but if you don't have the nads to either speak to the BOD or stand up and be counted no amount of bleating on here will make any difference at all.