Number 16

What an afternoon at Wembley! Carlisle up to L1. Still buzzin'.

Best English winger since Stuart Reardon.

Storm and Hurricanes played on it for two or three years, but by 2014 both were gone. The school made things very difficult from the second the facility opened and they reneged on agreements. It is now used for soccer and union.

Until my 'discovery' in my early 20s of the joys of watching and playing RL, I had grown up a massive Carlisle fan and followed them everywhere, I was a real tragic. I moved to London, got involved with RL as admin, player and coach, and my interest in the Blues waned, though I occasionally still went to watch them. A couple of years ago I fell back in love with CUFC and again follow them all over the place and I was up at the Bradford game at Brunton Park. We were clearly deserving of the place at Wembley! But... what an atmosphere. I have never before experienced anything like it! Wembley on Sunday. Bring it on!

If the International forum didn't exist when else would I get the opportunity to wear stockings and suspenders and a ball gag?

Great attendance that shows the potential at BP. Sadly, the wheels seem to be coming off our promotion bid. After reaching second place our recent games have finished 0-0, 0-0. 0-1, 0-1, 2-0 & 0-0! Our final three home games are massive and against clubs 2nd, 3rd and 7th, with away at 9th and 11th. #COYB

Came late to Sky's Seal Team and I am now approaching the end of S2. It's pretty good and the action scenes seem realistic... and yes, highly trained US/UK/Israeli elites can win firefights 100+ to nil. I'm bingeing and enjoying seeing the bad guys 'get it', but I might need to slow the pace of viewing!

A works team Vs the exotic!

Wrong thread!!!!!!

He did well considering the length of time out of the game and now at a new club. He was right into organising and talking. I reckon he'll be good for Moses who is more off the cuff.

I said to my mate earlier, "I hit the jackpot before - two cherries and a plum". "Fruit machine?" He asked. "No", I said, "I was buying tomatoes".

The ROOSTERS!!!! wtf! Why has he gone and made me dislike him?

Is bl0wjob one word? Or is blow job correct? God, I hate writing Valentine's cards.

Just binge watched the fourth series of Fauda on Netflix, and like the first three, it's absolutely superb. It's an Israeli drama about an undercover unit operating in the Palestinian Territories. It's very realistic, perhaps unsurprisingly given that all the actors served in the IDF, and saw action. It's fairly even-handed and certainly worth a watch.

Duffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom. The receptionist asks "Shall we put it on your bill?" Daffy replies "Don't be thucking thupid, I'll thuffocate..." Quack Quack!!!

My Secret Santa gift was a pair of mittens. I’ve got an idea who bought them for me but I’m not going to point any fingers

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The barman asks, "Olive or twist?"

The police have just arrested Satan and charged him with possession.

If there's one place I can't stand, it's an ice rink.

Ich kann nicht sprechen

MvG was a class act in defeat. He must be hurting. Incredibly, for such a talent, only three wins in the eleven years since his first final appearance.

MvG bullied out of it. Smith was amazing.