Type A or Type B?
Glass half full or half empty?
Glass of Theakston's Old Peculiar, half full:
We came within a spit and a fart of the playoffs last year and won the shield
We have a great stadium and loads of usable land that'll make us millions
We're puutting together a strong squad for 2019
We've got a great relationship with Leeds Rhinos
Excited about PNG internationals lined up for next year
We've got some quality youngsters coming through
We're starting up the reserves again
If Duffy goes we'll replace him with better
In MC we trust
Up The Rovers, the future's bright.
Glass of Old Speckled Hen, half empty:
Duffy's off to Leigh, a club with no players.
And he's taking Ridyard with him.
We had just 13 lads for first team training, six of them youngsters.
Will the Papuans arrive and adapt to English conditions?
We're broke and need to sell our land to survive.
We've signed no reserve players at all yet.
We will be begging Leeds for players all year.
The atmosphere and morale at the club is really bad
The chairman is off to York.
Up The Rovers, the future's League 1.