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People who pile in and out lifts without looking up from their sodding mobile phones. Fantastic imagery of picking one of them up, spear tackling them into the ground and then screaming over them to play the ball! Everyone claps and i get picked for England, we win the World Cup etc etc

...............and don't let me catch you here come next snowfall

If you're complaining about the heat and you complained about the snow then there's one hell of a slap coming your way

From memory, playing in one isn't much fun either. I remember playing for Irlam Hornets in a National Cup game against some side from Huddersfield & it was snowing so heavily the kickers couldn't see the goal posts.

unless you have been unfortunate enough to witness their act

Now i know I'm a silly owd 2@ and my music tastes span 6 decades.... But i was talking to two support workers in their 20s yesterday whilst i was finishing an assessment..... and conversation eventually included music.... Neither had heard of the happy mondays james the charlatans suede or cast.... all they did was stare back at me wondering what on earth i was dribbling on about. I was gobsmacked.... its not like im asking about the pretty things etc.... I felt old.... very old....