In a Major .......

[Oxford]

"In a major discovery, scientists have detected signals from the dawn of the universe!"

Signals? Any thoughts on what they're saying or who they're from?

God shouting "Duck!" ...."Beware of Yawn!" ..... "The Tories are coming!"

Any ideas?

And for those interested in the story itself   .......    http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Science/Astronomy?search=universe&datefrom=1519840800&sg=b4fabb269ae5513573c35b4e4f1de08dac0a234b6dd1a4c7c1afa9d60c341e09&sgt=dfv1

[Farmduck]

"I blame the RFL"

[Oxford]

Beware Expansion!

[Futtocks]

9 minutes ago, Oxford said:

Beware Expansion!

Worth remembering that Fred Hoyle, one of the most notable opponents of the concept of the Big Bang and the expansionist universe, came from a solidly heartland RL area, just outside Bingley.

[Oxford]

6 hours ago, Futtocks said:

Fred Hoyle, one of the most notable opponents of the concept of the Big Bang

Well then the signal must be "Cop that Mr Hoyle, stick it in your pipe and smoke it!"

"one of the most notable opponents of the concept of the expansionist universe, " So an ancestor of Parky then!

[Moose]

14 hours ago, Futtocks said:

Worth remembering that Fred Hoyle, one of the most notable opponents of the concept of the Big Bang and the expansionist universe, came from a solidly heartland RL area, just outside Bingley.

The Bingley area is a solid Rugby Union stronghold, Fred himself was a former pupil of Bingley Grammar School, an RU playing school.

[Oxford]

3 hours ago, Moose said:

The Bingley area is a solid Rugby Union stronghold, Fred himself was a former pupil of Bingley Grammar School, an RU playing school.

Aw, bless!

[metallithrax]

Audio of the signals here

[Farmduck]

28 minutes ago, metallithrax said:

Audio of the signals here

At least you got the vintage correct.

[Oxford]

15 hours ago, Farmduck said:

At least you got the vintage correct.

And the dress sense!

Still favour God and " Be careful out there!" or Big G doing Tommy Cooper "Just like that!"