Should be playing RL

[Northern Eel]

Anita Playtheball - Skills Coach

[wiganermike]

Arthur Gapp - speedy off the mark

Dustin Isbootsoff - recently retired legend coming back in an injury crisis

Ernie Scrust - every team needs a tireless workhorse like him

Willie Landthis - prodigious long range goal kicker

Two long suffering fans

Nev Erseenawin

May Bethisyear

[dkw]

Shaul Dercharge - Once great in the game, illegal now

Ray king - Once great in the game, illegal now

Ray Tander - Yorkshire prop, fighty fella

 

[Lapsed Leeds Fan]

Grayson Speed - classy  threequarter
Frank Exchange - grizzled coach
Hail and Pace - 1980s Odsal match reporters
Jim Shirker - Prop who is three stone heavier after the close season

[Northern Eel]

23 minutes ago, Lapsed Leeds Fan said:

Grayson Speed - classy  threequarter
Frank Exchange - grizzled coach
Hail and Pace - 1980s Odsal match reporters
Jim Shirker - Prop who is three stone heavier after the close season

Ok, you win. 

[RP London]

On 26/04/2020 at 11:18, Hela Wigmen said:

Ben T B*stard - away fans seem to love this referee. 

The referee for the 1878 FA Cup Final was Segar B*stard (He also played football for england and cricket for Essex and the MCC).. you've got to believe in nominative determinism as he was also a solicitor!