Old Frightful

Ullman of this Parish just commented “Gone before his time”…

His 32 year old son Nick, has been arrested on suspicion of his murder.

Oooh...I rather think you should give us a clue as to who the cheapskate mimers were...

Not quite the same but I arrived at the MKM Stadium a couple of years back and wandered to the automated turnstile armed with my match ticket. The barcode scanner appeared not to work at first and I started to feel unease. Then I heard a mechanical click so assumed I could proceed, however, the turnstile itself was still unresponsive. I then realised that the mechanical click I heard was the adjacent turnstile. In that brief period of time, the chap behind me had approached the turnstile scanner that had refused me and presented his ticket which then opened the previously unresponsive turnstile. I thought "how marvellous", and wandered through feeling somewhat relieved as it locked behind me. As I climbed the stairs, I furtively glanced back to see my unwitting partner in crime remonstrating with the stewards as to why he couldn't get in. I thought to myself, "I must try that again sometime "...

James Watson, Nobel prize winner and pioneer in DNA studies, 97.

My prediction for this game bears striking similarities to my first test prediction. The only difference being that the Aussies are unlikely to make as many errors today as they did in that outing. So it might well be even worse...but I hope not.

I don't seem to have been pestered of late!

The scores will be level until a short while after kick off. Sadly, I think we will get a reet pasting. Apologies for the bleak but rather accurate prophecy.

Not bad...in fact, infinitely better than Brigg Rover's rather lame effort...

Steady on!!!!

Sorry...what was that again?...

Any suggestions would be most welcome!

Massively!

Well done… Hmmph!…see you all next year!

Please God, don't let it happen.....