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Phil last won the day on December 26 2017

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  1. Cue screams of outrage from some motorists “but they don’t pay road tax”
  2. Phil

    Tommy Robinson

    Are You Offended By My Poppy? (A tale for tiny minds) 🚶‍♂️Tommy went to the Park, where Mr Windrush was feeding the ducks. 👦 Are you offended by my poppy Mr Windrush? 💁🏿‍♂️ No, Tommy. Said Mr Windrush. My father fought in the war. 🚶‍♂️Then Tommy went to the shop, where Mr Patel was serving his customers. 👦 Are you offended by my poppy Mr Patel? 👳🏽‍♂️ No Tommy. Said Mr Patel. We have them on sale here. Would you like one? 🚶‍♂️Then Tommy went to the hospital, where Mrs Szymanski was cleaning up some vomit. 👦 Are you offended by my poppy Mrs Szymanski? 🤦🏻‍♀️ No Tommy. Said Mrs Szymanski. I am far too busy cleaning up this puke for minimum wage. Tommy was Very Sad. 😢IS NOBODY OFFENDED BY MY POPPY? he cried...
  3. No conception of Irish history, there’s one or two on here have the same blind spot
  4. LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into a cake. LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it. REMAINER: Icing is good. LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote. DAVID CAMERON ENTERS. DAVID CAMERON: OK. DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS. LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette? REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake. LEAVER: Well, get them out. EU: It’s our cake. JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now. REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out? LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette. REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought? LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now. THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it. REMAINER: How? THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake. REMAINER: Yeah, but… LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like. EU: It’s our cake. REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake. LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible. REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens. LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it. REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake? LEAVER: You lost, get over it. THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this. REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan? THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election. REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out? JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe. EU: It’s our cake. LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette. REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like. LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT. REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there. LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.
  5. But how many fans will they bring?
  6. Phil

    London in Superleague

    Yeah just imagine having to book a day off work :-o
  7. Exxile a “right wing anarchist” where’s he?
  8. I suspect it can’t but hope I’m wrong
  9. worked for the Victorians, those were the days of Britain’s greatness
  10. I don’t know, I really wanted Toronto to do it, but now London have I want them to do well it was more a comment on the M62 brigade
  11. Well so much for the anti expansionists saying that SL would make sure Toronto would go up
  12. Interesting to see people already saying the same sort of tripe about London that they were spouting about Toronto only hours ago
  13. Phil

    What now for Toronto?

    I got the impression from Rowley’s post match interview that he knows he won’t be wanted next season
  14. Phil

    London in Superleague

    Yes unfortunately 🤨