Boys, boys. Have you learnt nothing?
If you are a single man, you should never iron your shirts properly.
Otherwise, when you are out trying to chat up a top bird she will think one of three things:
1. He is married
2. He still lives at home with his Mam and Dad
3. He is a right fusspot and vain. I'm not looking for a bloke who can iron, I'm looking for one who can put shelves up
Erm, I've been able to iron properly since I was 12 (side effect of being brought up in a one parent family, my dad).
Just about all ex squaddies I know insist on doing their own ironing.
I'm not a fusspot or vain or still live with my mum. Just no excuse for looking scruffy though.
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