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Management accountant: "well, you have 4 in the bank but we can defer 3 of them until next year by pretending you're simply holding them for a creditor and call it a loss of 1 for the books"

Favourite Album awaiting the release of More Blood More Tracks like a big kid!

The fundamental mistake the advertisers make is assuming that the dying, old, ill or skint are actually awake in the afternoon. I speak from experience in two of those categories. ?

You need to chill out Dave

Meri - #####- tene!

NZ Warriors have secured another one of their most promising players after signing front rower Bunty Afoa to the end of the 2021 NRL season.

Come the revolution... but not before union journalists.

Client to Consultant: What does 2 + 2 equal? Consultant to Client: Can I borrow your calculator? <short pause> Four. That will be £10,000.00 please

is he waiting for June to start sunbathing Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

There’s also an irony that the more you ran them down people’s throats the more they hate them so it’s counterproductive

Vodafone. For the third time this month I've received a spam call asking me to take their broadband. They don't take "no" for an answer well and then start asking "why?" and "who is your broadband with?" My replies of "Your broadband is rubbish" and "none of your business" didn't go down well. Then "we can't help you if you don't tell us who you're with". The first two calls were ended with "Fair enough" *click" from me. Today's call got the "go away and never call again". If they call again then I'll test out the GDPR stuff.

I can't agree. I also thought the Jimmy Radcliffe version of " My Ship Is Coming In " was the better version. The Walkers version of " The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore " was much better than the Frankie Valli original though.