Ullman

So good it even had a name and its own beer.

No contest

One for the old gits. 100% here too.

I'm guessing it was the Mick Crane who used to play for Dockers. Immortalised by the "Crane lifts Dockers" headline in the Hull Daily Mail sports pages.

Wouldn't worry about that, mate. He usually goes on his bike.

I'm maintaining my usually practice of self-isolation by cycling round the Yorkshire and Lincolnshire Wolds. Most of the time I'm several thousand metres away from the nearest human being.

What do you think this is? Earl de Grey?

You think that's bad? It's karaoke night tomorrow.

What kind of whelkome is that?

That's going to end well

What time does the cockle man usually come in?

Just like last year It's Wigan this year.

Sometimes I think me and you must have been separated at birth. My Mrs is a patient woman but she must be getting fed up of me singing 'My Corona' to the the tune of 'My Sharona' by now.

Got to love the lady on the news just now who couldn't find toilet paper in the supermarket but had four bottles of Corona in her trolley.