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About Futtocks

  • Birthday 12/27/1968

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    That there London
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    Hookers and gin, just like the rest of you.

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  1. Futtocks

    SPOTY and Soccer

    That bloke from Vic & Bob's Big Night Out.
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    Three Good Years

    Just bought the Kindle edition. I'll report back when it reaches the top of my reading list.
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    TRL Help

    Slam traps can be had in plastic, as well as the more traditional wood. Much easier to clean off any scents that might put off a second visitor after successful use. Peanut butter is quite an effective bait, as the oil in it keeps it moist for quite a while, and the aroma of such a rich food source attracts the mice.
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    Remember, it's someone else's fault. With Jose, it is always someone else's fault.
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    Three Good Years

    There's some great chapter titles in that lot!
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    Rant thread

    Rock'n'Roll's been going downhill steadily since those days in Ug's cave, when he was bashing rocks together while we kept a look-out for sabre-toothed tigers.
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    Rant thread

    I just witnessed a great example of that today, on the TV show 'Sunday Brunch'. There was a young singer as one of the guests, who was clearly having the time of his life, and all I saw on Twitter was middle-aged blokes inadvertently sounding exactly like their dads did when 'Top of the Pops' was on in the Seventies/Eighties. Not being one of those stale old grumpy miseries made me feel so young, especially as I have a 50th birthday before the end of the year. Now practice your lines for confirmed old fart-dom: "Is it a boy or a girl?" "You can't hear the words!" "In my day..." "Saint Winifred's Girls' School Choir, now there was a proper band..."
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    Rant thread

    There's a genetics lab somewhere that breeds pasty-faced singers who can ruin even the best song with their slowed-down covers, sung in wistful little-girl voices. Until that place is located and destroyed by the military, we must keep Trident.
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    Not heard of this fighter before, but a remarkable talent.
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    Challenge Cup 1st Round Draw

    The ointment in question being Blue Unction.
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    Australian schoolboys UK tour

    Not just something to make a the off-season a little shorter, but a damn fine spectacle and an entertaining Test. 18:6 at the final hooter.
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    Australian schoolboys UK tour

    Better let them make it look respectable, or they'll be searching for excuses not to play Tests any more.
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    Australian schoolboys UK tour

    There are some serious metre-eaters in England shirts this evening!
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    Australian schoolboys UK tour

    Or from the website, if your browser/computer can cast. You don't necessarily need to install the app. My TV has an internet browser built in, so I have it full-screen right now. Currently England 12:6 Australia.