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Sorry, but that is the most unpleasant April Fool trick that I've ever heard. Congratulations!

Me too. It's been that way for the best part of thirty years.

As a Welsh real ale buff, I've always had an appreciation for Black Sheep.

I am the executor for a friend's will. He was 54. His funeral was on Monday, the reception ended early on Tuesday morning.

Yes, but not like it used to.

My son's new band: http://www.myspace.com/dolphinsband Put your earplugs in!!

I take it you have never eaten in a Bradford curryhouse?

Yesterday, while some friends and I were enjoying a curry at Rusholme in Manchester, the restaurant was raided by a large numer of police and UK Border Agency officers. Unfortunately, no tv cameras were present ... my street cred remains in minus figures.

Was he a sight for sore eyes?

Castleford fan sectioned. No news there. Best of luck for you and your family.

For most Fev families, that would mean that you had nothing to sit on.

Today, I have had a home visit from the West Yorkshire Fire Service. They provided and fitted three smoke detectors free of charge.

Picture of the week: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegal...09.html?image=6

It's just found out that it's stuck in Keighley for the summer.

On Friday I saw Wilko Johnson in Hebden Bridge. 61 years of age and he's still the most exciting guitarist in Britain.

Who the hell do you think you are ... insulting Keighley Town Hall like that.

Imelda May's new album. Apologies if it's already been mentioned.

I have this picture as the wallpaper on my pc. http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h...DN%26ie%3DUTF-8

It must be dispiriting to cycle for twenty miles and find that you're unfortunately still in Hull.

After thirty-odd years in Bradford, I've unfortunately succumbed to it, particularly missing out the double-t when saying "better" and "bitter". -_-

I've just stood on my glasses and written them off.

My fuse box is in the garage, so I have to go outside, undo two locks on the garage door and find the fuse box at the back of a dark garage that is absolutely full of tools and work equipment.

I dont suppose that, by some fortunate chance, those posters were Lobbygobbler and Maximus Decimus?

There's a second hour? No wonder I got a rubbish degree.

Ask her to give you a penicillin jab anyway, 'just in case you trip over and graze a knee'.