The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 29, 2022 Author Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) On 27/08/2022 at 22:24, JohnM said: https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/a17-closed-after-three-ostriches-7518420?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar Fantastic! I can just see the police trying to catch them now with the footage a bit sped up and a nice bit of Benny Hill music over the top of it. The fact it says stock image on the article made me laugh, as if anyone was looking at that picture of ostriches and thinking it was a genuine pictures of the escapees! Edited August 29, 2022 by The Hallucinating Goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Not for the first time, either. This is from 2014. https://m.facebook.com/lincspolice/photos/a.10152291883649767/10152291885664767/?comment_id=10152292639814767 "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, JohnM said: Not for the first time, either. This is from 2014. https://m.facebook.com/lincspolice/photos/a.10152291883649767/10152291885664767/?comment_id=10152292639814767 Is it the same place that keeps losing them or is there just a massive glut of ostriches in Lincolnshire for some reason? Losing your ostriches once is bad but continuously losing them? They're basically massive balls with a face on them, they can't be that hard to keep an eye on! Its just making me think of the swan in Hot Fuzz now, when they finally capture it and its head is just sticking up between them in the police car while they're in a chase. Edited August 30, 2022 by The Hallucinating Goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 https://inews.co.uk/news/escaped-wallaby-remains-large-lincolnshire-eluding-captors-1392983 "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 4 hours ago, JohnM said: https://inews.co.uk/news/escaped-wallaby-remains-large-lincolnshire-eluding-captors-1392983 Bloody hell! Next you'll be telling me there's a elephant wandering around Grimsby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Mum spots 'puma-sized' black cat prowling outside care home - Lincolnshire Live "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 In 2017, a group of us were invited to go behind the scenes at Lincs Wildlife Park Tiger enclosure. Up close these animals are terrifying...but captive! "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 30, 2022 Author Share Posted August 30, 2022 (edited) 45 minutes ago, JohnM said: Mum spots 'puma-sized' black cat prowling outside care home - Lincolnshire Live In all fairness I have a black cat that is the size of a sodding puma but that's more to do with how fat he is than his muscular build. Nah, that one in the article is just a fat domestic cat close up rather than a large wild cat far away. Edited August 30, 2022 by The Hallucinating Goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Chess world rocked by rumours of anal beads and artificial intelligence: https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-internet-thinks-a-chess-grandmaster-cheated-using-anal-beads-17370756/ 1 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Futtocks said: An the daft bloody woman took a selfie and posted it as well - CLICK HERE for article (and photo). Edited September 26, 2022 by Exiled Townie Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Futtocks said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/people-split-over-sign-advertising-7759275 "Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 For sale: nuclear bunker. Perfect for that threesome you've always dreamed of. https://www.lincolnshireworld.com/news/people/would-you-buy-this-nuclear-bunker-in-legbourne-3909188?itm_source=parsely-api "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R L Winger Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Fight reignited for Empire Bay Boatshed | NBN News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Today I learned that there is a genre of YT videos called "Fake Barnacle Removal Turtle Rescue" videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 It's the Suez Canal again! https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2022/11/suez-canal-all-over-again-boat-stuck-on-fossdyke-lincoln/ "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." JohnM - 17/01/2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 When I see these maritime malfunction stories I'm always reminded of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Today I learned that the English English keyboard exists. No, that's not a typo. Before today I had always used an American English keyboard, not knowing about the English English version. It was only through installing a Windows partition on my machine that I encountered the setup option of Choose Keyboard. Since I had always chosen English English - as opposed to American English for things like spell check - I assumed I had been using English English keys all along. The only difference I've found thus far is that " and @ are swapped. Having @ right next to the Shift key does seem very convenient but it sacrifices the obvious move of having ' and " on the same key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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