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Graeme West is back in Wigan for his summer stint over here.

 

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Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007

Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king"

 

This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits.


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"Alf Spence, 91, of Bedale, North Yorkshire, has been posting his letters in the dog poo box in error for two years. He Said "A woman walking her dog came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, and ask

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Check out "Angry People In Local Newspapers" on facebook for the best local news. People pulling angry, confused or despairing faces at pencil necked Council desk jockeys. Squatting as if they

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Going completely opposite to the title of this topic, as it's not where I live, and it is a few years old, but you just don't see headlines like this very often.

‘Named Thomas ‘ 😂

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I got a phone call from a scammer today. He was from Visa Mastercard. I didn't even know those two had merged. Apparently there was a suspicious payment of $1500 to Jim Smith of USA. I told him he could relax as I recently bought a guitar from Jim Smith of USA so the payment was completely kosher. He hung up.

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Residents are hoping that a long-lasting fix will be made to a sinkhole that has closed a road in Frampton, near Boston. Lincolnshire County Council announced an emergency road closure in Middlegate Road West on Friday, August 5 after a crater about 12 inches wide appeared the day before.

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Anyone questioning the pay grades of TV reporters, consider this.

 

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4 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

I'm in love with that woman! 😂

Apparently she's a comedian and has done a few of these spoof reports. I must find more of them.

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Hull based rugby league coach set himself on fire

Come on Brett keep it in perspective it’s only rugby …

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Is it just me, or is the day there are national rail strikes not the time to suggest a missing person may be "travelling by train"? 

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

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New houses next to Crosflatts Cricket Club.

Bradford Council's Planning and Building Services Units are in a league of their own.

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

Maybe he is one-legged, like Dudley Moore auditioning for Tarzan:

 

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

W@nking. 

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On 06/08/2022 at 16:42, JohnM said:

Residents are hoping that a long-lasting fix will be made to a sinkhole that has closed a road in Frampton, near Boston. Lincolnshire County Council announced an emergency road closure in Middlegate Road West on Friday, August 5 after a crater about 12 inches wide appeared the day before.

Hope they found somebody to show them the way.

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I've been to have a look but...

There's ringing in my ears, and no one to relate to 'cept the sea.

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From our local court reports.

Matthew Boulter, 34, of Queen Street, Grimsby pleaded guilty to a range of offences, including four counts of assault including to an emergency worker, damaging property and biting and attempting to strangle a police dog. He was imprisoned for a total of 32 weeks and ordered to pay £250 in compensation.

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Rotherham Advertiser headline this week reports a plumber fitting a new boiler has been caught on cctv having a J Arthur in the customers bedroom after a good shufty through the nicker drawer. Police found he had installed surveillance cameras in customers homes.

A former scout leader, He got 18 months.... eventually.

Rotherham.... the sheeitehole that never stops being a sheeitehole.

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"Rotherham is to become the world children's capital of culture. There won't be a single red face on the council and south Yorkshire police will completely miss the irony"!

Rotherham Advertiser letters. 25/8/2022.

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