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Graeme West is back in Wigan for his summer stint over here.

 

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Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007

Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king"

 

This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits.

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Forgot I started this thread.  Thought I'd share this horrible story with the group. 100 ducks have been shot up at the top end of the River Hull near Driffield, many are dead, many many mor

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Going completely opposite to the title of this topic, as it's not where I live, and it is a few years old, but you just don't see headlines like this very often.

‘Named Thomas ‘ 😂

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I got a phone call from a scammer today. He was from Visa Mastercard. I didn't even know those two had merged. Apparently there was a suspicious payment of $1500 to Jim Smith of USA. I told him he could relax as I recently bought a guitar from Jim Smith of USA so the payment was completely kosher. He hung up.

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Residents are hoping that a long-lasting fix will be made to a sinkhole that has closed a road in Frampton, near Boston. Lincolnshire County Council announced an emergency road closure in Middlegate Road West on Friday, August 5 after a crater about 12 inches wide appeared the day before.

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Anyone questioning the pay grades of TV reporters, consider this.

 

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I'm in love with that woman! 😂

Apparently she's a comedian and has done a few of these spoof reports. I must find more of them.

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Is it just me, or is the day there are national rail strikes not the time to suggest a missing person may be "travelling by train"? 

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

Maybe he is one-legged, like Dudley Moore auditioning for Tarzan:

 

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A Bradford man was caught in possession of Cannabis and an offensive weapon ... a weight-in-a-sock. The court issued a confiscation order for both.

 

Now what's he going to use his spare sock for?

 

W@nking. 

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On 06/08/2022 at 16:42, JohnM said:

Residents are hoping that a long-lasting fix will be made to a sinkhole that has closed a road in Frampton, near Boston. Lincolnshire County Council announced an emergency road closure in Middlegate Road West on Friday, August 5 after a crater about 12 inches wide appeared the day before.

Hope they found somebody to show them the way.

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From our local court reports.

Matthew Boulter, 34, of Queen Street, Grimsby pleaded guilty to a range of offences, including four counts of assault including to an emergency worker, damaging property and biting and attempting to strangle a police dog. He was imprisoned for a total of 32 weeks and ordered to pay £250 in compensation.

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Rotherham Advertiser headline this week reports a plumber fitting a new boiler has been caught on cctv having a J Arthur in the customers bedroom after a good shufty through the nicker drawer. Police found he had installed surveillance cameras in customers homes.

A former scout leader, He got 18 months.... eventually.

Rotherham.... the sheeitehole that never stops being a sheeitehole.

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