Players still looking for a club

[BadlyOverdrawnBoy]

Or not (tis the season to be silly)

Chris P Bacon - really streaky

Xavier Breath - talkative Aussie

Brad Breath - unpopular Aussie

Dennis Elbow - a bad man

Kanye B Quiet - talkative - bad rap sheet

 

 

Any more?

 

 

 

 

 

[Anita Bath]

Willie Dropit     winger low on confidence

 

[Man of Kent]

Waisiwerina Silitupe - Sleek Kiwi with interesting barnet.

Arthur Sleep - Fleet of foot but can turn up late for training on occasion.

Chuck Dewobbli - Talented prop but has anger management issues. 

[ajrover]

Some good international players available:

Chip N Chase - cheeky American half back with good kicking game

Reff Sentimov - good Russian prop, but poor discipline

Keka von Pointer - the German drop goal specialist

[SalfordSlim]

Lois T Standards - Talented player but CBA putting the effort in.

Jim Shirker - Questionable fitness levels

Robin Da Puntaz - Latino big name signing who continually underperforms

Sam Owen Lia-Biliti - SSI forward with chequered disciplinary record

Hugh Jakinabolokov - Russian hothead returning from long ban for squirrel grip tackle.

[OMEGA]

Walter Wollcarpet - Remnant

Billy Sastard - liability 

Bobby Tupper - The ferret 

Garry Stiitz - Norma’s brother

[OMEGA]

Couple of Russians

Knokkia Blockov - Ex Spetznas

Ikika Uri Balakov - long ball kicking game

[SalfordSlim]

Li Ping Hai - Chinese full-back solid under the high ball

Justin Tutch - Ageing winger lacking pace to beat his man

 

 

 

 

 

[hindle xiii]

Keenan Eager - exciting new prospect.