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Or not (tis the season to be silly)

Chris P Bacon - really streaky

Xavier Breath - talkative Aussie

Brad Breath - unpopular Aussie

Dennis Elbow - a bad man

Kanye B Quiet - talkative - bad rap sheet

 

 

Any more?

 

 

 

 

 


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Waisiwerina Silitupe - Sleek Kiwi with interesting barnet.

Arthur Sleep - Fleet of foot but can turn up late for training on occasion.

Chuck Dewobbli - Talented prop but has anger management issues. 

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Some good international players available:

Chip N Chase - cheeky American half back with good kicking game

Reff Sentimov - good Russian prop, but poor discipline

Keka von Pointer - the German drop goal specialist

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Lois T Standards - Talented player but CBA putting the effort in.

Jim Shirker - Questionable fitness levels

Robin Da Puntaz - Latino big name signing who continually underperforms

Sam Owen Lia-Biliti - SSI forward with chequered disciplinary record

Hugh Jakinabolokov - Russian hothead returning from long ban for squirrel grip tackle.

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Walter Wollcarpet - Remnant

Billy Sastard - liability 

Bobby Tupper - The ferret 

Garry Stiitz - Norma’s brother

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