Uninteresting Trivial Facts

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Edited August 22, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[Billy Bunter]

Slightly disappointing beer selection on offer in the mini Tesco so I've gone for the unit/time ratio winner of Stella for my train journey. Bloody 12.30 kick off playing merry hell with my liver.

[Sir Marcus]

swindon town ..are the only football club whose name contains no letters from the word mackerel

[Billy Bunter]

Hull City are the only football club in England (possibly Scotland too) that has a name you cannot fill in any of the letters contained in it.

[Sir Marcus]

unless you make a circle of the dot above the i and shade that in..and tha may get dengue fever if ya do that ...

[Mistress_Marlowe]

I want to give someone a hug.

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 22, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[Wolford6]

swindon town ..are the only football club whose name contains no letters from the word mackerel

And Bradford City, better known locally as s**tty

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 22, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[BD92]

unless you make a circle of the dot above the i and shade that in..and tha may get dengue fever if ya do that ...

the dot over the "i" is a tittle.

[Mistress_Marlowe]

may I be of assistance

Of course.

[BD92]

may I be of assistance

Of course.

and this creates tittle tattle.

[Mistress_Marlowe]

and this creates tittle tattle.

Only among those whose minds are full of unpure thoughts.

[amm]

house flies are a bit cheeky today

[Lee]

Right...I've been let down by two blokes, am missing a game of live rugby as a consequence....have spent the afternoon getting ready for nothing

You should have just turned up

You know how ###### i am at organising anything

Who was the other one, you hussy

[amm]

You should have just turned up

You know how ###### i am at organising anything

Who was the other one, you hussy

is this your way of getting revenge for mutts text to smiler?

[Lee]

I didnt see his text to smiler though he did mention something yesterday morning in the spoons we were in before the semi final

[amm]

I didnt see his text to smiler though he did mention something yesterday morning in the spoons we were in before the semi final

OK...you're forgiven...lets stay friends...give me a hug

[Mistress_Marlowe]

It's too bloody hot.

[amm]

It's too bloody hot.

to get any form of sleep...yes

[Mistress_Marlowe]

to get any form of sleep...yes

Just for anything really. I hate being too hot, it makes me very very grumpy.

[sam]

i intend to have a rather fun time this evening for a couple of hours...

[bendyas]

i intend to have a rather fun time this evening for a couple of hours...

Red light district or you getting an escort in?

[sam]

escort....

[bendyas]

escort....

Never scrimp on those important purchases;

Jeans

Shoes

Watches

Cars

Furniture

Prostitutes.