Severus Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 For those of you who like XKCD, there's now what-if-XKCD ooooo Very good. One of the questions I ask my students to calculate is the speed of the millennium falcon given Han's brag in episode 4. I might nick this one. Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Religion, from TheOatmeal "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Religion, from TheOatmeal Especially "Every time someone has homosexual intercourse, God punishes us by letting Nickelback release another album." Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Old Catchphrase episode that I came across again by accident. Seen it before, it's still funny though. Good, but not right. Here's a slightly better quality (and longer) clip of the same thing: [media=] [/media] Edited July 25, 2012 by Futtocks Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Women's gymnastics? Leave it to the men... [media=] [/media] "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 A remarkable document: A slave writes a letter to his former master. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 A chance encounter and an interesting read. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Shamelessly nicked from Facebook: I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee Statistics.. 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year And Collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in Expenses!!! Which organisation is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. What a bunch of idiots we have running our country - it says it all... And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!! "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 [media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQz68Zkb3Y[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Album covers in sock form. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Achtung, Fall fans! Download the Mark E.Smith handwriting font, ideal for all your anonymous threatening letters. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) 19 reasons why cats are better than dogs. http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/reasons-cats-are-better-than-dogs Edited August 22, 2012 by Severus Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pearls Before Breakfast "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Applied science! [media=] "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Another shamelessly nicked off Facebook, but I found it genuinely lough out loud funny: These are our rules!Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving the seat down, or not putting the lid down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. "Yes" and "No" are full sentences and perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1.. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions, and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as- Football or Cars. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Edited August 28, 2012 by Griff9of13 "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeW Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 1.. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Oh God do I agree with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Note the planning application number. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Go on Twitter and search @JewishComedians Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 20 pictures that prove you have a dirty mind "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 It's just funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Play '6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon' with The Oracle of Bacon. Even obscure actors/actresses - Theda Bara has a Bacon Number of only two! Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Wire Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2 I now have people in the office thinking I'm losing it more than usual! "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getdownmonkeyman Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/08/02/39-ruined-photo-opportunities/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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