graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 convince friends and neighbours that you are a top nrl coach by simply sitting in your front bay window with an open laptop and 12 plastic bottles of water lined up in front of you- to make it even more convincing get a friend to sit next to you with a concerned serious expression on his face and getting them to look round at you with their arms folded every 20 minutes 8 6 Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 rugby league teams- win every match by simply treating all the 80 mins as if there are 50 seconds to go and you are down by a single point - passes of 27 in a row or more usually lead to a try 1 1 Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 instead of doing long concussion tests and holding up play on the pitch - KIT MEN simply ask the player if he remembers making that cheeky comment to your wife or borrowing that 20 quid off you on the xmas do last year- if he says no then drag him off 1 Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 1 hour ago, graveyard johnny said: convince friends and neighbours that you are a top nrl coach by simply sitting in your front bay window with an open laptop and 12 plastic bottles of water lined up in front of you- to make it even more convincing get a friend to sit next to you with a concerned serious expression on his face and getting them to look round at you with their arms folded every 20 minutes Remember also to violently kick a chair or throw one of the bottles for very little reason. 2 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RP London 2,723 Report post Posted October 26 (edited) pretend to be a Video ref - watch the same very obvious footage keep calling for "a different angle" and "slow it down there, speed it back up, slow it down, back a bit".. then shout with unexpected glee "i've got a deicision" before closing both eyes and randomly pressing one of the buttons to give said "decision" Edited October 26 by RP London 2 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 convince friends and family that you are a member of the royal family by patronising a sport you neither attend or know nothing about, simply get out of the back of your car at belle vue and shake hands with random members of the public Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 Convince friends and family that you have become a Rugby League fan by criticising anything and everything in the entire universe. 5 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 10,038 Report post Posted October 26 4 minutes ago, Futtocks said: Remember also to violently kick a chair or throw one of the bottles for very little reason. Get up walk around in a circle while mouthing expletives then sit down again and point violently out of the window 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RP London 2,723 Report post Posted October 26 convince friends and family you could be a Rugby League administrator:- do as little as humanly possibly, cash your cheque.. come up with a whole new league system, then come up with another one and change the first one just as its starting to settle.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RP London 2,723 Report post Posted October 26 Be the Head of Merchandise:- Mug? nah 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 Save yourself the time and eyestrain of trying to identify forward passes from a non-optimal camera angle simply by declaring that they are all forward, except when thrown by the team you want to win. And you don't need to bother with exact measurements either with this method, because they are all forward by exactly 5,280 feet. 1 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 Show your combined merchandising and IT wizardry by setting up an online store with a great selection of RL-themed mugs for sale... then blocking just one fan's IP address. 4 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RP London 2,723 Report post Posted October 26 Be head of PR at any expansion club: make up crowd figure and submit it to the press... its what most "fans" will think you've done anyway! 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 10,038 Report post Posted October 26 (edited) Practice being a summariser by saying every single player in a game you’re watching is quality , doubly so after they’ve made an error Edited October 26 by DavidM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 Fool people into thinking you are a WW2 U-Boat captain by playing 154 games for Wigan. 1 1 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 (edited) ok Edited October 27 by graveyard johnny Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 confuse motorway users by sitting on an exercise bike on the hard shoulder -to give the impression you are itching to get back in to action of a local derby been played out on lane one of the opposite carriageway 1 Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man of Kent 7,036 Report post Posted October 26 (edited) Women - Convince neighbours that you are a top class dominatrix by shouting ‘Held!’, ‘Dominant!’, ‘Surrender!’, and ‘Moooooove!’ at night. Edited October 26 by Man of Kent 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hela Wigmen 1,927 Report post Posted October 26 Diagnosed with Bipolar? Come and be the head of The RFL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barnyia 1,550 Report post Posted October 26 (edited) Make people think you're taking over the rfl by setting up a European rl competition from you're computer using just spreadsheets and the 1992 European football manager game as a template, then ensure the comp is made up solely of amateur teams and then sign an ex nrl player for the your Spanish team even though there's no money or backing for the comp. Edited October 26 by barnyia 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clogiron 2,054 Report post Posted October 26 Draw the names of some long retired Union player's out of a hat, bung 'em some beer money to play along then announce to all and sundry that your club has signed them for next season. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RP London 2,723 Report post Posted October 26 15 minutes ago, barnyia said: Make people think you're taking over the rfl by setting up a European rl competition from you're computer using just spreadsheets and the 1992 European football manager game as a template, then ensure the comp is made up solely of amateur teams and then sign an ex nrl player for the your Spanish team even though there's no money or backing for the comp. become global leader of a sporting organisation by doing fundamentally the same as the above and setting up a website with the word "World" before the name of the sport... 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Manx RL 1,167 Report post Posted October 26 Set up a team as far away from the competitions traditional base as possible with a catchy name and flash logo.Then blame a global pandemic for its failure to compete. 1 Quote - Adepto Successu Per Tributum Fuga - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,126 Report post Posted October 26 south sydney players slash the teams handling error count by simply not passing the ball to tom burgess 2 Quote they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Futtocks 14,651 Report post Posted October 26 Enjoy the thrill of being a Rugby League player by walking up behind anybody who is about to stand up and pointing either left or right. 1 3 Quote "Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
