Reminds me of when Homer Simpson changed his name to "Max Power"
Homer : [Homer is buying a shirt] ... And I want the monogram to read "M-a-x P-o-w..."
Store clerk: Sir, traditionally, mongrams are just your initials.
Homer : Max Power doesn't abbrieviate! In his name, each letter is as important as the one that preceded it. Maybe even *more* important... No, *as* important.
Store clerk: Fine.
[She walks away with the shirt to apply the monogram]
Homer : And if there's any room left, add a bunch of exclamation points and a pirate flag!