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  1. Was this when you were working on your feminine toilet essentials or during your time cloning Angelina Jolie and working with cetacean/crustacean hybrids?
  2. when was one last invited?
  3. Maybe she thinks the hungry kids should eat the fat kids....
  4. My old car had a number that would have made a great personalised plate for anyone named VK07HXX
  5. Yes, She gets something like 38 days plus bank holidays never ever finds time to take it all though
  6. I think Mrs Shadow would have to give up some of her leave to get to 45 days, she has been a nurse for an awfully long time though.
  7. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in an orange jumpsuit
  8. Another favourite and possibly the only mention of Rugby in a top ten hit The Jam All that Rugby puts hairs on your chest what chance have you got against a tie and a crest
  9. On the subject of the Clash They got Burton suits, ha, you think it's funnyTurning rebellion into money
  10. wish that I could be like him
  11. A lot of the UKIP vote is likely to evaporate, one thing the Kippers did well was tapping into a segment of society that wouldn't ordinarily vote and without them around to hoover up the little englanders they may not actually turn out.
  12. and... You should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's beenThe jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine although I always preferred What a Waste Because I chose to play the fool in a six piece band First night nerves every one night stand I should be glad to be so inclined What a waste what a waste Rock'n'Roll don't mind
  13. The difference being Ian Dury was a genuine lyrical genius who wrote musical poetry, Lorde is just looking for something that rhymes.
  14. I know it's not really indicative but in the County Elections for Wiltshire last time they had 53 candidates, this time around they have 8
  15. St George's Day? There's a joke in there somewhere I'm sure.