Bearman Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 19 minutes ago, Futtocks said: There must be one of those intimidatingly-long compound words in German for "the curry you cooked that you were certain would be much hotter than you intended, but somehow ended up pretty much as hoped". Tasting it after an hour in the slow cooker caused some anxiety, but it all settled down a bit by the time I served it up. The heat was still there, but not as sharp. Inderfridgeputinderbogrollquickasyouliken 2 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 A bit of an odd mixture, driven by “best before” dates - braised eel in black bean sauce, bubble & squeak, smoked burrata and rocket & almond pesto. It sort of worked. Enough that I might even do (most of) it again, only deliberately. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted January 2, 2023 Author Share Posted January 2, 2023 Octopus carpaccio and lumpfish caviar. Oh Lidl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, hindle xiii said: Octopus carpaccio and lumpfish caviar. Oh Lidl. For a shop whose reputation is based on affordability, Lidl can be pretty nuts at times. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Back home at last, now the train strikes are done (for now). Booze gifts: M&S Port, M&S Orange & Cranberry gin liqueur (in a lighty-up bottle). Plus 4 beers from Tempest Brewing Co. of Tweedbank: 1. The Old Parochial (barrel-aged imperial scotch ale) 13% 2. Marmalade on Rye (double rye IPA) 9% 3. Pale Armadillo (IPA) 3.8% 4. Cold Wave (dry hopped pilsner) 4.8% Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 On 09/01/2023 at 20:22, Futtocks said: The Old Parochial (barrel-aged imperial scotch ale) 13% I had this last night - blimey! Dark, intense and smoky. A beer to be reckoned with. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Unexpected costs in food preparation. Shank of venison - £5.80 ...at that price, I was expecting something quite modestly-sized, but... Handsaw to trim the joint down so it'll actually fit in the slow cooker - £6.99 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) Just been to the Way2Save shop up the road - one of those high street supermarkets with familiar brands as well as Middle Eastern and Eastern European stuff. Nothing unusual in that... except I've lived in this area since the mid-Nineties and for more than half of that time, this shop has had an "OPENING SOON!" sign outside. They finally opened last week. Edited January 15, 2023 by Futtocks Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) Proof positive that the French footballer Gérard Piqué is not from Workington. Or Whitehaven. Or something. Maybe. Edited January 17, 2023 by Futtocks 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) The legendary Billy McGinty/John Major "pineapple ring" moment, at 28m05s into this video. Edited January 20, 2023 by Futtocks 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Pretty much concluding my journey through the entire range of Koskenkorva vodkas, I have just taken delivery of their version infused with lemon, lime and yarrow. Rather nice with tonic. Unfortunately, availability of their espresso vodka seems a little iffy. Sometimes it isn't in stock and last time I ordered it, I got their salmiakki (salted liquorice) version instead. That may be a personal favourite, but but not when I was expecting the coffee one. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Anyone tried the non alcoholic Guinness at all? Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I have some chunks of goat marinating in a Jamaican curry paste over night, and a pack of Clay Oven Bakery naans ready to grill. What with that and a delivery from Virgin Wines, I reckon my Saturday night is sorted. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Samuel Smith's Yorkshire Stingo, a barrel-aged beer from the Smith brother* who was better at brewing than marketing. Not cheap, but a beer of considerable presence. *John, of course, being the opposite. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands hobo Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 On 25/01/2023 at 08:04, Mumby Magic said: Anyone tried the non alcoholic Guinness at all? It's vile. Has a normal ish taste initially but for some reason has a very sweet after taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 I made curry goat in the slow cooker last night - very nice and there's enough left for Monday night too. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggFace Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just been in a fav Real Ale pub and it was quite depressing as a pint of Ale has went up 30p and used to have 10 handfuls for Ale only (always thought it was too many) but now only 4 available and it had only a handful of people in plus it's a freehouse. It's seeing a lot of my favourite watering holes are either too pricey, closed and or modern day flats :),even Weatherspoon's have put a price of Real from £2.29 to £2.46 but it was still busy as the prices are still good. Anyone not happy like me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, EggFace said: Anyone not happy like me ? You are on a Rugby League forum. That makes you the token ray of happy sunshine. 2 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 May contain nuts.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 I just got back from Borough Market and one of the things I bought was a 'Blue Brain' cheese, which I've been meaning to try for ages. They let me taste a sample before buying and it's great! Rich, creamy and spreadably soft. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Futtocks said: I just got back from Borough Market and one of the things I bought was a 'Blue Brain' cheese, which I've been meaning to try for ages. They let me taste a sample before buying and it's great! Rich, creamy and spreadably soft. Also in the shopping bag: Morcilla de Burgos (Spanish black pudding with rice), pigeon breasts, venison faggots and a tin of cassoulet plus a few other bits and pieces. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Linked in Jay Rayner's latest restaurant column (but sadly not reviewed), the menu for 'California English' is... quite a read! https://www.californiaenglishsd.com/food-menu Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Check out the sleight of hand involved in buying an icecream! 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 My dad just sent me this link: https://www.onlinebutcher.co.uk/exotic-meats I have created an account and will be placing an order, probably next week. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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