Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Bearman]

Shame he hadn't got the ball

[Mumby Magic]

I once sailed to America in a barrel

[Bearman]

Dressed in my finest apparel 

[Jasper]

I arrived there quite bare

[Gerrumonside ref]

With just pubic hair

[Exiled Townie]

Which was trimmed to look like Mr Farrell

[Bearman]

The TRL Moderator

[Jasper]

But when he gets cross

[Bearman]

None of us give a toss

[Bearman]

So he throws teddy out of the perambulator

[Exiled Townie]

A good looking forward called Danny,

[tonyXIII]

Was taught rugby league by his granny

[Bearman]

Don't live your life on the verge

[Northern Eel]

It’s like playing for GB, uncanny. 

[Bearman]

The nurse said you've got Gonorrhea

[Gerrumonside ref]

I had a big flap

[Mister Ting]

to my rear

[Bearman]

18 hours ago, Mister Ting said:

to my rear

Any chance you can edit your post so that it fits with the Limerick thread?

[tonyXIII]

1 hour ago, Bearman said:

Any chance you can edit your post so that it fits with the Limerick thread?

He could try,

"Oh no, not the clap."

[Bearman]

19 minutes ago, tonyXIII said:

He could try,

"Oh no, not the clap."

Then that would do it my dear

[tonyXIII]

So, who has the sweetest complexion

[Bearman]

Or is Farage a no no

[tonyXIII]

We all need more time for reflection

Or perhaps not!

[Northern Eel]

On Thursday we go to the polls,

[Bearman]

Mark an X on your paper