Shadow Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Futtocks said: Elon Musk has bought both companies and is already bitterly regretting it. I blame Clive Woody, he was in charge of inward investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, Shadow said: I blame Clive Woody, he was in charge of inward investment I haven't seen Clive since he selflessly offered to take the company's net wealth on holiday to the Cayman Islands, so it could get a nice tan. Is he still on the payroll? "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Futtocks said: I haven't seen Clive since he selflessly offered to take the company's net wealth on holiday to the Cayman Islands, so it could get a nice tan. Is he still on the payroll? He ran off with the payroll and the Lara Croft clones Edited July 14, 2022 by Shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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M j M Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Four of the world's greatest entertainers together in one place: Rod Hull, Jimmy Carson, Emu, Richard Pryor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 (edited) Ah, Rod Hull - by many accounts, tremendously gifted in the trouser department, and always eager to share the benefits with female staff. Some consider it the reason his TV show was called The Pink Windmill... enjoying the mental image? Edited August 13, 2022 by Futtocks "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 (edited) 21 hours ago, Futtocks said: Ah, Rod Hull - by many accounts, tremendously gifted in the trouser department, and always eager to share the benefits with female staff. Some consider it the reason his TV show was called The Pink Windmill... enjoying the mental image? Sorry - mistake. Edited August 14, 2022 by Exiled Townie Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Just stumbled upon the @UntrueBut Twitter account, aka "Bullseye Contestants as Serial Killers". "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 I love the World Bollard Association account on Twitter. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Remember this advert? Can you come up with a more random voice-over cast than deadpan Football legend Ray Wilkins, Hugh Dennis from The Mary Whitehouse Experience and rap pioneer Gil Scott-Heron? "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Is it a bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Just two of greatest pole-vaulters in history, racing remote-controlled speedboats in the steeplechase water jump last night at the European Championships. Perfectly normal. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita from The Karate Kid used to be a comedian who billed himself as "The Hip Nip". "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ckn Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 Suuuuuure, that’s really what happened. 1 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Les Tonks Sidestep Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 A load of bollards...... https://londonist.com/london/best-of-london/best-bollards-in-london#l9btatw10jiwd3rodg3m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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