Happy Lancashire Day!!

[deluded pom?]

1 minute ago, Bearman said:

Don't trust the Royal Mail, we know how many letters they lose. But I'm sure Maj will sort out her Royal Mail as soon as she has got the wedding out of the way.

If Lancashire is so wonderful why do you live in Warwickshire then? It's like those professional Scousers Cilla and Tarby who left Liverpool and never went back. Understandable really.

[topchef]

My birth certificate says I was born in Barrow in Furness, Lancashire.  That'll do for me.  I live in the isolated Peoples Republic of North Lancashire so happy Lancashire Day.

[deluded pom?]

2 minutes ago, topchef said:

My birth certificate says I was born in Barrow in Furness, Lancashire.  That'll do for me.  I live in the isolated Peoples Republic of North Lancashire so happy Lancashire Day.

Yes but you're old too.

[topchef]

Just now, deluded pom? said:

Yes but you're old too.

Too old for what? (Double entendre intended) 

[deluded pom?]

Just now, topchef said:

Too old for what? (Double entendre intended) 

To be a Cumbrian drag queen.

[Bearman]

8 minutes ago, deluded pom? said:

If Lancashire is so wonderful why do you live in Warwickshire then? It's like those professional Scousers Cilla and Tarby who left Liverpool and never went back. Understandable really.

Parkinson

Bennet

Palin

Clarkson

Succesful people are succesful because they are not afraid to leave home

[topchef]

If it has to be then I'll be a Lindale, Lancs draggy.

[deluded pom?]

2 minutes ago, Bearman said:

Parkinson

Bennet

Palin

Clarkson

Succesful people are succesful because they are not afraid to leave home

Cecil Parkinson is from down south

Phil Bennett is Welsh

Sarah Palin isn't even English.

Clarkson is a conceited tosser who we disowned years ago.

[Bearman]

6 minutes ago, deluded pom? said:

Cecil Parkinson is from down south

Phil Bennett is Welsh

Sarah Palin isn't even English.

Clarkson is a conceited tosser who we disowned years ago.

Yes, I'd be ashamed of them too. 

[Konkrete]

[Manxmanc]

I've only just realised it's the 27th.

I'd normally have something appropriate for breakfast - a black pudding butty or the like. With 10 minutes to go, I'm not sure how I can celebrate. I have Lancashire Tea, but I'm right out of black puddings and tripe. I've got a bottle of Old Tom on hand, but that's from south of the river, nice though it is.  

Ah well, it's enough to have the County of Lancaster on your birth certificate...

 

 

[Jim Prendle]

13 hours ago, Tongs ya bas said:

They have nothing to be happy about.

This combined with the abject jealousy caused by not being Yorkshire leads to the place being populated by miserable gets.

Oh the blessed irony.

[Harry Stottle]

13 hours ago, Tongs ya bas said:

They have nothing to be happy about.

This combined with the abject jealousy caused by not being Yorkshire leads to the place being populated by miserable gets.

So says someone who is so obviously insecure he has chosen a pen name from a Glaswegian street gang to give the pretence of what is own mind conceives him to be.

[Quinskolar]

Tell me, who won the wars of the roses ?

[northernmouse]

12 hours ago, deluded pom? said:

Cecil Parkinson is from down south

Phil Bennett is Welsh

Sarah Palin isn't even English.

Clarkson is a conceited tosser who we disowned years ago.

Cecil P was a Lancastrian - Baron of Carnforth

[Tongs ya bas]

5 minutes ago, Quinskolar said:

Tell me, who won the wars of the roses ?

Neither of them. It wasn't between Yorkshire and Lancashire.

[Tongs ya bas]

Lancashire day is unique.

It is the only occassion when you get the chance to see the words 'happy' and 'lancashire' next to each other. 

[Wolford6]

Alan Bennett has, as far as I know, still got a home near Settle.

http://settlestationwatertower.blogspot.co.uk/2016/12/alan-bennett-on-settle-rotary-club.html

Not surprisingly, even he was seduced by the charms of Yorkshire women:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/alan-bennett-reveals-that-his-lover-caf-anne-is-dead-1825391.html

 

[Quinskolar]

7 minutes ago, Tongs ya bas said:

Neither of them. It wasn't between Yorkshire and Lancashire.

Hmm, seems to be some rewriting of history. But no doubt you will tell me the red rose lost  LOL

[Wolford6]

9 minutes ago, Quinskolar said:

Tell me, who won the wars of the roses ?

I'm looking forward to the scrap between the current Duke of Lancaster and her great rival, the Duke of York.

[Wholly Trinity]

3 minutes ago, Quinskolar said:

Hmm, seems to be some rewriting of history. But no doubt you will tell me the red rose lost  LOL

I guess that depends on how you measure winning. If the runner-up prize is the glorious splendour and beauty of England's greatest county and first prize is its ever-decreasing rain shadow... mmmm. ... let me think?

[deluded pom?]

It's not what'sitcalled day any more. Roll on August the 1st

[Wolford6]

To be fair, Lancashire does a sterling job of standing between Sellafield and Bradford.

I think that the scale of the Sellafield  radiation risk and the damage it has caused is still being covered up by the government. Have you noticed that the only famous post-war Lancastrians ... Ken Dodd, George Formby and Red Rum ... all developed very prominent teeth.

[Wholly Trinity]

8 minutes ago, Wolford6 said:

To be fair, Lancashire does a sterling job of standing between Sellafield and Bradford.

I think that the scale of the Sellafield  radiation risk and the damage it has caused is still being covered up by the government. Have you noticed that the only famous post-war Lancastrians ... Ken Dodd, George Formby and Red Rum ... all developed very prominent teeth.

So, its main purpose is to act as a buffer zone for rain and radiation. Quite important after all. 

[Tongs ya bas]

1 hour ago, Quinskolar said:

Hmm, seems to be some rewriting of history. But no doubt you will tell me the red rose lost  LOL

no re writing. it was absolutely not between yorkshire and lancashire.

it was between the house of york and the house of lancaster. completely different.

some news just in; the duke of edinburgh doesn't come from edinburgh.