Gerrumonside ref 2,164 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 I think it’s time that he went! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 298 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 There once was a man called Crockett, Quote Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 9,773 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 Who went into space on a rocket Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 125 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 The rocket went BANG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 From his seat he outsprang, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) And he found his b0llocks in his shirt pocket! Edited November 21, 2019 by Pigeon Lofter location of his valuables 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 A foolish man from Crewe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 9,773 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 Tried to bang in a nail with his shoe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 He swung and missed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDINTHEHIZZOUSE 808 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 cos he was half p155ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 9,773 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 Then burned down his house making a brew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 669 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 There once was a lady called Gladys Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 Of whom the best memory I had, is... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 On the way to Goole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 125 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 She acted the fool, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 And mooned at three kids and their daddies. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,342 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 There was an old coach named Wayne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 22, 2019 Who was missing half his brain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDINTHEHIZZOUSE 808 Report post Posted November 22, 2019 My lads can't tackle,he said with a cackle as the Kumuls scored again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 378 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 I once knew a lady named Dot... Quote Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 Who sailed round the world in a yacht Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 378 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 Until she felt sickly Quote Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 She abandoned ship quickly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 669 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 It looked like she deserved what she got. Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 669 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 There was chef named Lee Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
