Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Jasper]

The rocket went BANG

[Northern Eel]

From his seat he outsprang,

[Pigeon Lofter]

And he found his b0llocks in his shirt pocket!

[Pigeon Lofter]

A foolish man from Crewe...

[DavidM]

Tried to bang in a nail with his shoe 

[Pigeon Lofter]

He swung and missed

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

cos he was half p155ed

[DavidM]

Then burned down his house making a brew 

[Mumby Magic]

There once was a lady called Gladys

[Northern Eel]

Of whom the best memory I had, is...

[Pigeon Lofter]

On the way to Goole

[Jasper]

She acted the fool,

[Northern Eel]

And mooned at three kids and their daddies. 

[Pigeon Lofter]

Who was missing half his brain

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

My lads can't tackle,he said with a cackle as the Kumuls scored again!

[Mister Ting]

I once knew a lady named Dot...

[Pigeon Lofter]

Who sailed round the world in a yacht

[Mister Ting]

Until she felt sickly

[Pigeon Lofter]

She abandoned ship quickly

[Mumby Magic]

It looked like she deserved what she got.

[Mumby Magic]

There was chef named Lee

[Jasper]

Who wanted to take a wee,

[Mumby Magic]

he cooked some spam

[Pigeon Lofter]

With the head of a lamb

[tonyXIII]

And polished it off with some glee.