Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[tonyXIII]

My favourite limerick requires a bit of thought:

The sermon our pastor rt. rev.

Began, might have had a rt. clev.

But his talk, though consistent

Kept the end so far distant

That we left since we thought he mt. nev.

 

[Pigeon Lofter]

She joined a gym to get fitter....                   

[tonyXIII]

Her husband was partial to bitter

[Pigeon Lofter]

He always drained his glass...

[tonyXIII]

But wouldn't get up off his ass

[Gerrumonside ref]

So now she spends all day on Twitter!

[Northern Eel]

The onetime Bishop of Birmingham

[Bearman]

The predominant colour scheme was orange

 

(*I know I'm a bastrad)

[tonyXIII]

There wasn't a great colour range

[Bearman]

So he settled at last on gingham

[Gerrumonside ref]

There was a lady who had a canary...

[Mumby Magic]

Who always bathed it in Fairy.

[Bearman]

Up to her elbows in suds

[Gerrumonside ref]

And knickers with cruds 

[tonyXIII]

But 'curds' is much more sanitary

[Exiled Townie]

A great rugby player from Goole,

[Pigeon Lofter]

Was heard shouting outside a school

[Mumby Magic]

by eggs thrown he was shelled

[Bearman]

Shame it was Easter not Yule

[Mumby Magic]

Who used to be a wine tester

[Northern Eel]

With such fruity pizazz,

[Mumby Magic]

He drank so much he ended up in Chester

[Mumby Magic]

My wife always plays on the trumpet

[Bearman]

But her moonlight sonata 

[Bearman]

If you don't like it you will just have to lump it.