Jasper 123 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 Who wanted to take a wee, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 602 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 he cooked some spam Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 356 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 With the head of a lamb 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 And polished it off with some glee. Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 My favourite limerick requires a bit of thought: The sermon our pastor rt. rev. Began, might have had a rt. clev. But his talk, though consistent Kept the end so far distant That we left since we thought he mt. nev. 1 Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 356 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 She joined a gym to get fitter.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 Her husband was partial to bitter Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 356 Report post Posted November 23, 2019 He always drained his glass... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 But wouldn't get up off his ass 1 Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 2,001 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 So now she spends all day on Twitter! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,461 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 The onetime Bishop of Birmingham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,341 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 Had rooms and was trying to furnish ‘em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,996 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) The predominant colour scheme was orange (*I know I'm a bastrad) Edited November 25, 2019 by Bearman Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 There wasn't a great colour range Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,996 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 So he settled at last on gingham Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 2,001 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 There was a lady who had a canary... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 602 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 Who always bathed it in Fairy. Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,996 Report post Posted November 26, 2019 Up to her elbows in suds Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 2,001 Report post Posted November 26, 2019 And knickers with cruds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,201 Report post Posted November 26, 2019 But 'curds' is much more sanitary Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 285 Report post Posted November 26, 2019 A great rugby player from Goole, Quote Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 356 Report post Posted November 26, 2019 Was heard shouting outside a school Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,341 Report post Posted November 27, 2019 Ban it , he yelled Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 602 Report post Posted November 27, 2019 by eggs thrown he was shelled Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,996 Report post Posted November 27, 2019 Shame it was Easter not Yule Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
