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Hull's very own Paul Jubb is taking Dick "Nickhead" Kyrgios the distance! :kolobok_unsure:

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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58 minutes ago, Leeds Wire said:

The Assclown is trending on Twitter, as they've wheeled him out to do some commentary.

It's very amusing.

Just did a Twitter search for his surname and, if anything, Rugby League folks' opinions of Oily John are a bit on the mild side, compared to the Tennis fans!

Somehow, the broadcasters don't seem to get the message.

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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Serena Williams v Harmony Tan was as epic a first-round match as you'll ever see. Amazing!

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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what was the point of a washed up andy murray been in this years wimbledon? - i have got more chance of winning "miss world" - just to give the waitrose faithful something to cheer? the canadian lass with mega rich parents will never win anything in her life ever again - there will be kids on glasgow housing estates with more skill than these privileged twerps but they dont  have the money to ever seen the inside of a tennis club 

a closed door is no object to FLAT STANLEY 

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9 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said:

what was the point of a washed up andy murray been in this years wimbledon? - i have got more chance of winning "miss world" - just to give the waitrose faithful something to cheer? the canadian lass with mega rich parents will never win anything in her life ever again - there will be kids on glasgow housing estates with more skill than these privileged twerps but they dont  have the money to ever seen the inside of a tennis club 

Thanks for that, Piers.

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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14 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

Thanks for that, Piers.

come up with something original not just the usual woke poke - if possible?

a closed door is no object to FLAT STANLEY 

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On 28/06/2022 at 20:10, Leeds Wire said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's all ok folks, it's just 
"Two blokes running around a court"

I was at Wimbledon a few years ago and Inverdale came in and sat 2 seats away. I regret to this day not telling him what I thought about his views on rugby league and his ###### commentary.

"I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel"

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Nick Kyrgios - entertainer or massive 🔔🔚 ?

"I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel"

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1 hour ago, tim2 said:

Nick Kyrgios - entertainer or massive 🔔🔚 ?

Yes.

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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8 hours ago, tim2 said:

Nick Kyrgios - entertainer or massive 🔔🔚 ?

To use an Aussie term - grub.

It's undeniable though that he adds significant interest to the tournament. It's similar to the Mayweather effect, tuning in because you want to see him get battered. 

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2 hours ago, Maximus Decimus said:

To use an Aussie term - grub.

It's undeniable though that he adds significant interest to the tournament. It's similar to the Mayweather effect, tuning in because you want to see him get battered. 

I know a few people who are friends with him. He’s apparently a very friendly generous guy and fun to hang out with.

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11 hours ago, Copa said:

I know a few people who are friends with him. He’s apparently a very friendly generous guy and fun to hang out with.

I can believe that.

"I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel"

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I thought Cameron Norrie played for souths? looking at his stats hes about as British as a Chinese burn on an Eskimos backside 

a closed door is no object to FLAT STANLEY 

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9 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said:

I thought Cameron Norrie played for souths? looking at his stats hes about as British as a Chinese burn on an Eskimos backside 

I think you should be this forums nationality Zhar , if we have any doubt about any ones nationality , then you should decide 🤣

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Nadal has withdrawn, after suffering an abdominal tear, which sounds remarkably nasty. This puts Dick "Nickhead" Kyrgios into the final. The ghastly brat's going to win the bloody title, isn't he?

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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58 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

Nadal has withdrawn, after suffering an abdominal tear, which sounds remarkably nasty. This puts Dick "Nickhead" Kyrgios into the final. The ghastly brat's going to win the bloody title, isn't he?

Never write off Djokovic , but Djokovic doesn't seem himself lately , in fact he hasn't seemed himself since he won Wimbledon last year . Hopefully , Djokovic or Norrie can win it .

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