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#5101 ckn

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:29 AM

In Washington DC, there is a ratio of one lawyer for every 19 residents.

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#5102 Severus

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:10 PM

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.
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#5103 Phil

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:33 PM

I'm having two cold pork pies with brown sauce for lunch
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#5104 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 01:25 PM

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

Doubt it.

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#5105 WearyRhino

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

Doubt it.


Think about it again.

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#5106 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 02:23 PM

Think about it again.

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

Edited by hindle xiii, 29 November 2012 - 02:26 PM.

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#5107 WearyRhino

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 02:55 PM

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.


I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

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#5108 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 03:15 PM

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

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#5109 Severus

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 04:15 PM

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree. ;)
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#5110 Shadow

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:09 PM

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree. ;)

Then you'd definitely not get any ;)
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#5111 gingerjon

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:26 PM

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.


We're all very disappointed in you.
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#5112 Severus

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 11:12 PM

We're all very disappointed in you.

I'm doing the human race a favour :P
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#5113 Wolford6

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:12 AM

I'm doing the human race a favour :P


Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.
;) :)

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#5114 Severus

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:21 AM

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.
;) :)

:D
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#5115 Shadow

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:17 AM

living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.


Be fair, that doesn't set the bar very high now, does it? :D
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#5116 ckn

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:18 AM

I was thinking this morning walking into work that I very much enjoy the winter season of women in boots. A bit later, I realised that I miss the summer weather of women wearing skimpy summer wear. A bit later, I realised that I just like looking at pretty women regardless of how they're dressed. I'm now quite content knowing that I'm happy letching all year round. :)

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#5117 Johnoco

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:32 PM

Started stripping this 'plasterboard' off to get the wall back to stone....only to find most of it is just mortar plastered on nearly everywhere. Nightmare!

No I don't care if you're if you're into different bands

No cause for so much hatred, I'm just a different man

Pull off that cover, I will too, and learn to understand

With music deep inside we'll make world unity our plan

 

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#5118 BD92

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 04:05 PM

Architectural tour of Liverpool Saturday, for a hour or two.
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#5119 hindle xiii

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:33 AM

Latest stupid portmanteau to irritate me, 'chogo'.

This is to do with Widnes having the Joining Jack charity logo, or 'chogo' on their shirts.

Nice touch, pointless word.

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#5120 hindle xiii

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:47 AM

Oh and I heard on radio 2 the other week that when two people get married you can do the vile thing and join together your surnames. So I would be Scherzindle... :wub:

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