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Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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In my experience the guys who are tossers get the girls. The girls moan about the tossers and wonder where all of the nice guys are, and then, instead of going for a nice guy go after another tosser and the cycle continues.

The same is often true for men with regards women. I know so many nice blokes who have ended up with a string of harpies for girlfriends/wives.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde


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gingerjon
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The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

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Going to be a grandad again... Anything else today is relatively meaningless????

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In my experience the guys who are tossers get the girls. The girls moan about the tossers and wonder where all of the nice guys are, and then, instead of going for a nice guy go after another tosser and the cycle continues.

Not that I'm bitter or anything. ;)

Using only my own experience thats true nothing changes there :).

Anyway my unintersting fact is that im having to use my mum's computer what takes ages to load up and I cant download any music. I should be getting my laptop back at the weekend.

I don

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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I love cats. :)

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

Just Browny

Just Browny

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I've just got a job at the HMRC.

It's not exactly what I've always dreamt of, but in the current climate I'm happy to be employed in any way, shape or form. :D

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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I've just got a job at the HMRC.

It's not exactly what I've always dreamt of, but in the current climate I'm happy to be employed in any way, shape or form. :D

Congrats! :)

I'd just like to point out now that I never have anything to declare. :mellow:

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

Just Browny

Just Browny

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Congrats! :)

I'd just like to point out now that I never have anything to declare. :mellow:

Thanks. :)

Yeah, whatever, I bet you're always down on the docks, collecting dodgy gear off the Zeebrugge ferry.

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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Yeah, whatever, I bet you're always down on the docks, collecting dodgy gear off the Zeebrugge ferry.

No, that would mean going into East Hull and suffering from the rash that I come out in every time I cross the divide. ;)

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

Severus

Severus

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I've just got a job at the HMRC.

It's not exactly what I've always dreamt of, but in the current climate I'm happy to be employed in any way, shape or form. :D

Congrats. Now get busy paying off your student loans, also you have a lot of tax to catch up on.

Recieved a letter from the Student Loans company, as of March 2009 I will have paid off all of my student debt :). Bout bloody time too.

Fides invicta triumphat

sam

sam

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Its nearly vest wearing time

i've not even got my heating on yet....bloody plastic scousers, soft as....

foxes or poor people?

Just Browny

Just Browny

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Congrats. Now get busy paying off your student loans, also you have a lot of tax to catch up on.

Recieved a letter from the Student Loans company, as of March 2009 I will have paid off all of my student debt :). Bout bloody time too.

Cheers, Mr S.

That's a good effort. The day when I get near to paying off my student loans is a long, long time away yet.

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

gingerjon

gingerjon

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I've just got a job at the HMRC.

I have it black with no sugar, and if you could make sure the biscuits are fresh.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

bendyas

bendyas

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I've just got a job at the HMRC.

It's not exactly what I've always dreamt of, but in the current climate I'm happy to be employed in any way, shape or form. :D

I wish i had a job!

God i'm bored.

Just Browny

Just Browny

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I have it black with no sugar, and if you could make sure the biscuits are fresh.

B*llocks you do, I'll get you a cinnamon latte.

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

gingerjon

gingerjon

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B*llocks you do, I'll get you a cinnamon latte.

In which case, make sure the biscotti are fresh.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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My best mate had laser eye surgery this morning so he can join the Navy as a legal officer.

He's just told me what it involves and now I'm crying! Why would anyone put themselves through that? :wacko:

I love my glasses.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

Just Browny

Just Browny

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My best mate had laser eye surgery this morning so he can join the Navy as a legal officer.

He's just told me what it involves and now I'm crying! Why would anyone put themselves through that? :wacko:

I love my glasses.

Erm, so they can join the Navy? :ph34r:

Anyway, have to agree: I'm more than happy with my specs.

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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Erm, so they can join the Navy? :ph34r:

:rolleyes:

I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that either!

Seriously - he told me what he went through 45 minutes ago and I'm still shaking and my eyes are watering.

ANd, to top it off, he paid

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistress_Marlowe

Mistress_Marlowe

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Haloman has made 6000 posts exactly.

I wonder how many were on the old UTF thread?

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

saintsbird

saintsbird

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i've not even got my heating on yet....bloody plastic scousers, soft as....

when you have delicate skin like mine it needs TLC. Need to keep it well "oiled" for suppleness :blush:

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sam

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when you have delicate skin like mine it needs TLC. Need to keep it well "oiled" for suppleness :blush:

errrr ok then....good for you.... :wacko:

foxes or poor people?

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