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young master V has come back from his 5th day back at school with his 3rd note asking for cash/donations for trips/sports/activities

Thats what happens when your at school! Last week I had my 1st day back at college and I got a letter about going to Disney Land next year as soon as I got home I gave it straight to my mum who very kindly said I could go! :D

I don


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I've booked 2 holidays today :)

I'm not round here much, but I still watch rugby and get drunk...

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Gran Canaria (twice)

I'm not round here much, but I still watch rugby and get drunk...

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The perfect kiss is with a boy you just stabbed to death. :ph34r:

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

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7.00 til 5.00...30 min break...and half the time doing 3 jobs because of staffing.....Ive had enough...If anyone else was here...I'd have a good whinge :unsure:

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

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sshhh :unsure: don't let on :unsure: I sneaked in through the back door,tell me where the gaffers desk is and I'll go and mix his/her pens up,it does their heads in

I love goon baiting,it makes the days at work go quicker :lol:

Fasten all their paperclips into one big long chain.

Childish but enormous fun :D

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Fasten all their paperclips into one big long chain.

Childish but enormous fun :D

The French for paperclip is "trombone". How lovely.

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Down to 3 litres of Jack Daniels now.

Even the wifes starting to look attractive

Even as a Wire I am sorry but Westwood is nowhere near as skillful as Super Sam or Ellis.
Wazza's main industrys are service industries, call centres, warehouses and the public sector nowadays. All three are under threat from the Tory cuts.
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Sara Cox's son is called Isaac.

if she ever remarries, it better not be to alan hunte.

                                         "You've only won one trophy SINCE 1985"
                                             
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I am sat having my breakfast in the McDonalds just down the road from the Stade Gilbert Brutus.

Mrs Timtum is on the morning flight from Manchester. Hurrah!

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The deep fat frier needed cleaning.

I couldn't face it.:rolleyes:

I threw it in the bin and bought a new one from ASDA for

And so the future begins...

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Inter-department pitch & putt followed by a curry tonight.

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?   
A:  If swimming is good for your figure, then explain whale to me.. 

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I have a rare day off tomorrow.

Suggestions of what to do please? I've forgotten what I can do with my time when I have nothing planned.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ~ Oscar Wilde

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