Wait,wait,wait,back up,theres a NEW mexico? favourite one liners from films or otherwise

[Farmduck]

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made. - Unknown origin

[Farmduck]

I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it.

[Farmduck]

I started out with nothing but, through hard work and thrifty living, I was able to quadruple it in no time.

[gingerjon]

All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

jimmy carr to a heckler. "If you want my comeback,you will have to scrape it off your mums teeth" crude,but funny from the wide smiled londoner

[Moose]

(A comment on YouTube about SAHB)

God this band were tighter than a ducks ringpiece.

[Futtocks]

(A comment on YouTube about SAHB)

God this band were tighter than a ducks ringpiece.

Was that their version of 'Delilah'? Once seen, never forgotten, especially Zal Cleminson's freaky clown/mime getup.

[Moose]

Was that their version of 'Delilah'? Once seen, never forgotten, especially Zal Cleminson's freaky clown/mime getup.

No, it was a comment about 'Give my complements to the chef's (scroll down the right hand side)

https://youtu.be/n-nosdSTqEE

[Futtocks]

No, it was a comment about 'Give my complements to the chef's (scroll down the right hand side)

Thanks - added to my 'Watch Later' YouTube list.  

[Shadow]

I'm here to fix the plumbing, hey why don't you get out of those wet clothes, my apprentice, Anneka will help you

 

 

 

 

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errr a friend told me about this one 

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

I'm here to fix the plumbing, hey why don't you get out of those wet clothes, my apprentice, Anneka will help you

 

 

 

 

Edit 

errr a friend told me about this one 

We must have the same friend shadow,he told me this one. A guy walks into a kitchen where 2 girls are preparing food,"well" he says,"i sure hope you two aint vegetarians,cos all I brought is sausage"!

[St Reatham]

"Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!"

[gingerjon]

I'm here to fix the plumbing, hey why don't you get out of those wet clothes, my apprentice, Anneka will help you

 

 

 

 

Edit 

errr a friend told me about this one 

 

NSFW

 

[Phil]

You was my brother Charlie, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit, so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short end money.

I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which is what I am

Marlon Brando, On the waterfront

[Cookiepuss]

`Have you ever read the boy who cried wolf?'

 

`I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs. I forget how it ends.'