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Exiled Townie

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Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be? 

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man, Rooster 

Rooster Cogburn: Well fill your hand, you son of a b!tch.

 

 

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"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Jam Eater  1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive.  It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches.

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Amber Avenger

Amber Avenger

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One from the latest series of Alan Partridge that a few on here might like

"I didn't know you fancied yourself a playwright Alan"

"I don't fancy myself, I'm not John Inverdale"

SQL Honours

Play off mini league winner - 2002. Bronze Medalist - 2003. Big Split Group Winner - 2006. Minor Stupidship - 2005, 2006. Cup Silver Medalist - 2008, 2009

CHAMPION - 2005, 2009, 2010

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One from the latest series of Alan Partridge that a few on here might like

"I didn't know you fancied yourself a playwright Alan"

"I don't fancy myself, I'm not John Inverdale"

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.” — Brian Fantana

"surely they've got to try somthing different now, maybe the little chip over the top?2

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stufod/

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuarts-photography/156268557729980

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Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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FLETCH

 

"By the way, What sort of name is Poon"?

 

"Comanche Indian"

Ah, the 'Fletch' films are underrated comedy gems, as is the other Chevy Chase vehicle of the era, 'Foul Play'.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"OK. Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago...Tell him that Ramon went to the clinic, and I found out that I have... herpes simplex 10.

I think Victor should check himself out with his physician before things start falling off on the man".

 

Axel Foley. 

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Chevy Chase to Goldie Hawn: "I'm sorry that, was a stupid and chauvinist remark. It is your ass they're after... and it's my job to see that I get there first." (Foul Play)

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion. I watched C beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All these moments will be lost in time... Like tears in the rain....time to die.

"Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin

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Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see...my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.

Lo, there do I see...the line of my people...back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them..... in the halls of Valhalla...where the brave... may live... forever! 

 

 

13th Warrior.

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Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see...my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see...the line of my people...back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them..... in the halls of Valhalla...where the brave... may live... forever! 
 
 
13th Warrior.

 

An often underrated movie, that.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!"  John Wayne in The Cowboys

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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You are entering a whole world of pain here.

Whatever you day about national socialism at least it was a creed.

See Big Lebowski for many more

Interviewer to Shaun Wane: 'What would you do if your daughter brought home a boy from St. Helens?'

Wane to interviwer: 'That won't happen' !

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