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That's a barometer !

Ollie in Sons of the Desert

Why don't you do something to help me?

Ollie to Stan ( on many occasions).

Interviewer to Shaun Wane: 'What would you do if your daughter brought home a boy from St. Helens?'

Wane to interviwer: 'That won't happen' !

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You are entering a whole world of pain here.

Whatever you day about national socialism at least it was a creed.

See Big Lebowski for many more

One of the greatest films ever made. I genuinely find it gets funnier the more I watch it.

"surely they've got to try somthing different now, maybe the little chip over the top?2

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You are entering a whole world of pain here.

Whatever you day about national socialism at least it was a creed.

See Big Lebowski for many more

Smokey this isn't nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

Nearly every line in the Big lebowski is quotable. Awesome film.

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One of the greatest films ever made. I genuinely find it gets funnier the more I watch it.

I agree and I wouldn't like to guess how many times I've seen it.

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Harry Lime , from The Third Man -

 

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Jam Eater  1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive.  It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches.

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Harry Lime , from The Third Man -

 

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

And only from the film - that speech is not in Graham Greene's book.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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More from the very quotable 'Blazing Saddles'.

 

Reverend Johnson: Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to pull off this mighty task in one night... or are we just jerking off?

 

The Waco Kid: My name is Jim. But most people call me... Jim.

 

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Bart: Stampedin' cattle.
Buddy: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican.
Hedley Lamarr: Kinky! sign here

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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my missus

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Homer.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the Weasel

Through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time(roger waters)

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The Princess Bride

Count Rugen: Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the [torture] machine tonight.
 
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
 
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything. 

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Same movie.

 

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? 
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed. 
 
Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad. 
Fezzik (a giant): I'm on the Brute Squad. 
Miracle Max: [sees Fezzik] You are the Brute Squad! 
 
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk. 
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. 
Inigo Montoya: What's that? 
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. 

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
 
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
 
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
 
Westley: Why won't my arms move?
Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.
 
[after defeating the giant Fezzik, who lays on the ground unconscious]
Man in Black: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.

 

[as Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Okay, pretty much every significant line in 'The Princess Bride' from the scene at the top of the cliffs onwards is a zinger! 

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Because. I had a bad day at work. I had to subvert my principles and kow-tow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being.

(Trust)

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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Director to actor: This movie's rubbish, which is good for you because, if it was a good movie, you wouldn't be in it.

 

From Big Bang Theory, of all places.

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Director to actor: This movie's rubbish, which is good for you because, if it was a good movie, you wouldn't be in it.

 

From Big Bang Theory, of all places.

On set, filming Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey see, Monkey kill. :D 

 

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you? 

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and slit... and Jack left town.

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Ash: Argggggggggggghhhh!

 

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Ash: Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

.....

 

Ash: Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!

 

...

 

Ash: Keep your damn filthy bones out of my mouth.

 

...

 

Ash: Oh you little barktards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

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Marty Feldman playing Igor in young Frankenstein, "What hump?"

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Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007

Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king"

 

This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits.

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Marty Feldman playing Igor in young Frankenstein, "What hump?"

Inga: Werewolf!

Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?

Igor: There.

Dr. Frankenstein: What?

Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.

Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?

Igor: I thought you wanted to.

Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.

Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.

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