fantasy govt

[graveyard johnny]

scrap the whole system and start again- replace the houses of parliament with that big wetherspoons in harrogate

president - john craven

vice president- paul o grady

treasurer - martin lewis money saving expert

defence sec- sol cambell

education sec- brian cox

minister for health- Jessica ennis hill

foreign sec- ray winstone

transport...........

media/culture...............

etc etc etc etc................................................

[shrek]

Social Secretary - Emily Thornberry, with no minster to be allowed on any Election Night TV coverage until there at least as tiddly as her!

[Oxford]

51 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said:

foreign sec- ray winstone

I think that's already happened!

[Bleep1673]

president - Karl Marx / Fidel Castro

vice president- Martin O'Neil (Northern Ireland FA manager)

treasurer - Whoever is treasurer at Bradford Bulls RLFC

defence sec- Will Smith (Men in Black)

education sec- Jade Goody or Kardashians

minister for health- Bradley Wiggins

foreign sec- Nigel Farage

department foreign affairs - Deborah Christian, she shags everybody from a foreign country

transport........... Bob Crowe (at least he knew when to give over) (I know he's no longer with us)

media/culture............... Clarkson

Sport - John Inverdale (NO, I'm only kidding)

Communities & Building - Nicholas Paget-Brown, ex leader of Kensington & Chelsea Council

[Bleep1673]

Anybody really know who Karen Bradley is? Staffordshire Moorlands constituents are exempt from this.

[Mister Ting]

president - Janice Warrington

vice president - Crispin Zuilander

treasurer - Serge de Monbiot

defence sec - Ed Marchbank

education sec - Liam McGrory

minister for health - Eric Pickles

foreign sec - Jake Sartori

transport - Michael Palin

media/culture - Mimi Sakalugugria

sport - Stan Moorehead

[Just Browny]

Chancellor - Saint1

Defence Sec - Geordie Saint

Foreign Sec / Minister of Information - Bedford Roughyed

Health Secretary - ckn

Education Secretary - Kayakman

Chief Whip - John Drake

Home Secretary - Shrek.

Minister for the Sciences - Bob8

[Shadow]

President - Clive Woodward ( he invented presidents)

Prime Minister - Victoria Coren Mitchell

Home Secretary - Malcolm Tucker

Health Secretary  - House

Defence Secretary  - Sean Bean

Chief Whip - Cynthia Payne 

Foreign Secretary - David Beckham

Minister for Sport - Tanni Grey-Thompson

 

[GeordieSaint]

7 hours ago, Just Browny said:

Chancellor - Saint1

Defence Sec - Geordie Saint

Foreign Sec / Minister of Information - Bedford Roughyed

Health Secretary - ckn

Education Secretary - Kayakman

Chief Whip - John Drake

PM Wolford or JohnM?

[Bleep1673]

Sport - Eric Pickles