Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 Then I did my back in Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 But its better than Benin Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 1,241 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 I saw Scott Murrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 So that's xmas been and gone 1 Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 274 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Stroking his pet flying squirrell, Quote Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 1,241 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Bearman said: Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell I missed half the post Go with Exiled Townies one This thread is great by the way... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 He got a fist full of fur Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted December 29, 2019 Said "I didn't do it Sir" Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayakman 5,013 Report post Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Bearman said: Said "I didn't do it Sir" "I would never shag your wife Sir." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 122 Report post Posted December 30, 2019 Let's get back on track - Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell Stroking his pet flying squirrel, He got a fist full of fur Said "I didn't do it Sir" And it turned out his squirrel was feral 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted December 30, 2019 I like Leeds but not much Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,184 Report post Posted December 31, 2019 The women for me, are too butch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted December 31, 2019 Last one I dated was a rhinoceros Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted December 31, 2019 To kiss her I had to stand on a thesaurus Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted January 1 At 43 I think I'm losing my touch Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted January 1 I went on a pub crawl with Parksider in chad Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 122 Report post Posted January 1 He really is a well proportioned lad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,184 Report post Posted January 1 We were both on the ale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,415 Report post Posted January 1 * I think we have somewhat lost the meter of the limerick in the last few pages. Come on folks, we can do better than that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Northern Eel said: * I think we have somewhat lost the meter of the limerick in the last few pages. Come on folks, we can do better than that... That doesn't go :D The last one is on track Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,415 Report post Posted January 1 11 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: That doesn't go The last one is on track Hmmm. Not sure I agree. Anyway, on we go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted January 2 13 hours ago, Johnoco said: We were both on the ale Despite the wind, rain and hail Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 1,241 Report post Posted January 2 For a night out N'Djamena ain't bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,971 Report post Posted January 2 (Jonoco) We were all on the ale (Bearman) Despite the wind, rain and hail (B'Bronco) For a night out N'Djamena ain't bad Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
