Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I sincerely hope not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 What's going on? I tried to get in at 6am and it was shut. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Bearman said: What's going on? I tried to get in at 6am and it was shut. I think the management are playing it safe, after there was a spot of bother yesterday. Some baldish, 30-something bloke, turned up demanding a pint of cider and a plate of chips. He was told where to go, of course, but it made the management nervous, so I don't think they will open before lunchtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Here's a quiz question anyway. Which earl has been president of the US? “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 You startled me RLDWSS! I thought I was the only one here! Just been sat on my perch, completely silent, in the dark with my own thoughts and this stock of booze that was left behind when everyone abandoned this place... Anyway, I'm off back to sleep, help yourself to a drink and please don't sexually assault me in the night... ...zzzzzzzzzzzz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim2 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Don't forget to vote in the World Cup of Beer! "I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 hours ago, tim2 said: Don't forget to vote in the World Cup of Beer! Already have mate, Belgium and Germany for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 Has this now become a micro pub? Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 When is it Bingo Night in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Right, better get dusting in here, lots of cleaning up to do before the grand reopening, this is one pub that won't be closing at 10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skids Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Just got back from my local. Doesn't open on a Wednesday, so likely just had my last post 10pm pint for 6 months. Treboom Yorkshire Sparkle, was very nice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Jesus christ, who's left skids down the bog? Skids, do you know who's left skids down the bog?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Is Shakespeare still bard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Shadow said: Is Shakespeare still bard? No, he's sat over there in the corner with Napoleon and Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Excuse me, these crisps have gone soft. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bearman said: Excuse me, these crisps have gone soft. Yeah, those are months out of date, no ones volunteered to go down the wholesalers to panic buy any more yet. If you need a mask, I saw a pair of old y fronts on the bathroom floor earlier, don't worry though they've been there long enough now that the remains have dried on hard. (BTW, I don't know what is going on with the predictive on my phone, I am not joking, I just typed old y fronts and the next thing it suggested was Danny Washbrook! I don't even know the last time I typed Danny Washbrook on this phone, if ever! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: No, he's sat over there in the corner with Napoleon and Hitler. What about Calibri, Arial and Comic Sans? Do we want those types in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Shadow said: What about Calibri, Arial and Comic Sans? Do we want those types in here? Well I don't think we should discriminate too much, Napoleon, Hitler, Comic Sans, Courier New, all welcome, I draw the line at Naga Munshitty though, she's not welcome in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Well I don't think we should discriminate too much, Napoleon, Hitler, Comic Sans, Courier New, all welcome, I draw the line at Naga Munshitty though, she's not welcome in here! I would only support the exclusion of Naga if she mentions Golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Well I don't think we should discriminate too much, Napoleon, Hitler, Comic Sans, Courier New, all welcome, I draw the line at Naga Munshitty though, she's not welcome in here! Naga will always be welcome if she comes here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Do we close at 10pm like the other legitimate pubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Bleep1673 said: Do we close at 10pm like the other legitimate pubs? No we certainly don't, 24hr virtual drinking in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share Posted September 23, 2020 Well we opened all through total lockdown, so stuff Blow Job, still open 24/7 Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Can I bring the dog in? In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share Posted September 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, heartofGold said: Can I bring the dog in? As long as you have a supply of poop bags and an air freshener. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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