heartofGold Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Joker In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, heartofGold said: Joker Is this the new word association thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 If no one is claiming this wallet then I'll stick it in lost property but I'm taking the voucher, you know, cos err, I've err, got a friend who, err, would want to use it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: I'd rather find myself naked in the gay sauna being teabagged by a bunch of sweaty, fat guys than attend a KR game. Have you got the address of that sauna? ( just in the interest of journalism. Of course I would make my excuses when the tea bags were proferred) Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Anyone for Rabbit stew, my lucky rabbit is 21 years old, and travelled with me on most of my holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 We got a burst water main in our area, we have had no water since 1PM. I'm running out of rum. My benefits came through at 2155, went out to local shop to buy some water, normal closing at 2300, they were all closed at 2200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Shadow wants a cherry on a cocktail stick for his G&T. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolford6 said: Shadow wants a cherry on a cocktail stick for his G&T. Hang on he only bought a bottle of tonic? Check his supermarket bags. In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 17 hours ago, heartofGold said: Hang on he only bought a bottle of tonic? Check his supermarket bags. Check the bag marked Ann Summers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 21 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: Check the bag marked Ann Summers too. Reminds me, I picked up your shopping. I’m not convinced those masks are surgical standard mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Shadow said: The pub has certainly changed since my last visit. 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: The pub has certainly changed since my last visit. For the better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: The pub has certainly changed since my last visit. We do allow sheep in if accompanied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: For the better? Yet to be decided 4 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: We do allow sheep in if accompanied... ...by a non-Welshman 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: Yet to be decided ...by a non-Welshman We allow all nations, we are open to all, even Quebequois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 25/04/2020 at 23:10, The Hallucinating Goose said: Has anyone lost a wallet? Found one in the bogs, someone's had away with your money but they've left your KR season ticket, your EDL membership card and a discount voucher to a gay sauna. Anyone want to claim this? What night is **** night in here? I have to show off somewhere, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Just now, Bleep1673 said: What night is **** night in here? I have to show off somewhere, right? why is t r a n nny a banned word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Cross dressers use blu-tak as nipple replacement, boys be aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 34 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: Cross dressers use blu-tak as nipple replacement, boys be aware. Stop giving away our secrets 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 I can remember when you had to fiddle with the k n o b on the t r a n n y to get Radio Luxemburg. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 It's typical of my luck that all the real pubs shut down about a fortnight after I discovered an alcohol-free drink that actually tasted okay ... Erdinger. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 Cross dressers are not allowed in here, angry sideboards can cause a lot of damage. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboystu Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 This is my first visit.......I've walked in, looked round and I'm off back out the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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