Mumby Magic Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Self note. Stop going into the ladies toilets "accidentally". Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Good job we can come here. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213855/FIFTY-MILLION-pints-beer-cider-poured-drain-warns-CAMRA.html Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Bearman said: Good job we can come here. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213855/FIFTY-MILLION-pints-beer-cider-poured-drain-warns-CAMRA.html If this was a political pub Saintslass would be lecturing us at the Bar about fake news and how Camra would say that wouldn't they bearded lefties the lot of them. Mind you I think she'd never get a round in, and her money blinks in the light. Anyway I've decided we need a paint job here so what's it to be Avocado, Puce Then I thought these for the Bog as several of us spend far too much time in there for the TV room as they didn't stock Red Devil Red which is obviously an oversight they'll correct now I've written to them. 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 35 minutes ago, Oxford said: Then I thought these for the Bog as several of us spend far too much time in there Well something needs to be done in the ladies. Someone has put this on the back of all the doors with "MM woz ere". In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Genuine story, I promise. One of my acquaintances who does a bit of weed, was telling me he thought he had done a great deal on an obscure strand, only after he had handed over the cash did he realise Danish Blue was a cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 It's here but it's ocean grey, stone grey and white wit a touch of black. So the whole pub is going last years SRD change kit or UK winter Mood. 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 I think we should paint the bogs Tartan. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Bloody hell, these toilets are looking jazzy these days, all this tarten, almost like im on some sort of hallucinogen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, heartofGold said: Glares at RLDWSS. Taps foot. Grabs ocean gray tin and paint brush. Flounces off Flounce is a great word. Should be used more often. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Skype is my worst nightmare, the people I know are reluctant to use it, an will text me by whattsapp instead. I used it to communicate with a GF in Australia, but since then I haven't used it in 10 years. I know everyone is on zoom, but beware of who's watching. david.hesketh3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: Skype is my worst nightmare, the people I know are reluctant to use it, an will text me by whattsapp instead. I used it to communicate with a GF in Australia, but since then I haven't used it in 10 years. I know everyone is on zoom, but beware of who's watching. david.hesketh3 Anyone with any sense should physically cover the camera lens unless actually using it in a meeting. I use a mini bulldog clip, which can be quickly and easily moved to one side when the camera's needed. We have some smaller meetings on MS Teams, but Zoom allows more participants to be on-screen at once, and we use that more now, as much for social contact as work. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Futtocks said: Anyone with any sense should physically cover the camera lens unless actually using it in a meeting. I use a mini bulldog clip, which can be quickly and easily moved to one side when the camera's needed. We have some smaller meetings on MS Teams, but Zoom allows more participants to be on-screen at once, and we use that more now, as much for social contact as work. dreadful, social media gatherings only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I might not be around for a few weeks. I’m alright Jack Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bearman said: I might not be around for a few weeks. I’m alright Jack It reminds me of the old joke about the feller that drowned on the club trip to the brewery. His mate went round to tell the widow he had drowned. " Oh no! Was at it a quick death?" " I don't know about that he got out for a pee 3 times" Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Right painnt job's done 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Someone got paint on the bog seat, my ###### is all tarten now! Edit. Is ###### a swear word? Sorry, my bottom is all tarten now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Finished! . Oooh nice er bottom HG In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Yes you may. It is the ladies with Oxford's excellent choice of colour. (Not sure what to do about HGs bottom. Would white spirit work on feathers?) In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 12 hours ago, heartofGold said: Finished! . Oooh nice er bottom HG Sinks look a bit low to me. Where these fixtures stolen from a Primary School? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Solved the problem with the tartan paint on my rear. I've plucked the feathers and I'm gonna wear these until they come back. And just because I am partly plucked does not give you an invitation to finish the job and eat me at Christmas, yes I am talking to you RLDWSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Damien said: Sinks look a bit low to me. Where these fixtures stolen from a Primary School? God is used to hate the bogs at ours , I was 5"8' , felt like I was crapping in a bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I'm sorry but this kind of dating event can only be carried out in the Parksider Suite and you'll have to wait till the turns have finished an'all! It's in there, won't be be long the last act's on now, and he must be near't end cos hes on to stayin' in th' EU bit of 'is set 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: To be fair I don't know if it's male, I'm just assuming, never got close enough to check. Tell you what, I'll go untie it and let it out of the cellar and we'll just forget this whole incident occurred...... Perhaps someone who knows farmduck could have a gander? Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Wow, that escalated quickly didn't it? We went from someone painting the toilets cos they were a bit grubby to kidnap and potential sexual assault in just a few steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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