SL viz style top tips 2024

[Ackroman]

Grade B SL clubs, simply vote against any policy that could upset the status quo.

[up the robins]

Always remember to tell your friends when they go abroad and watch the games on tv, not to post about the game in the chat groups as they can be 2 or 3 hours infront of us and may spoil the result.

[JDR]

19 hours ago, Gooleboy said:

Average overseas players, get videos of top notch players in your country and use AI to make them look as though it is you. Then send them to gullible SL clubs to secure a big contract!

Also works for ex-decent players who are too crocked or like their vices too much .

[Padge]

Take a sheet of Perspex to the ground and sit behind it so you can have the hospitality experience without the costs.

[phiggins]

Want to move in a forward direction, but can’t find the motivation? Go to a Hull KR home game, where the locals will provide plenty of encouragement 

[graveyard johnny]

everyone knows there is nothing funnier in the game than the ref getting knocked on his backside during play - so come on ref - strap a whoopee cushion on your rump to make the effect even more hilarious 

[Northern Eel]

Want to make a quick bob or two? Take a bucket over to Odsal on a match day and shake it about, shouting 'Survival fund'. Nobody will lift an eyebrow.

[graveyard johnny]

fool people in to thinking your robbie paul by running aimlessly  around the local playing fields with a microphone in your hand  whilst at the same time talking gibberish and nonsense 

[Padge]

Confuse seat watchers at home by moving to another seat every 5 minutes.

[Gooleboy]

Players. If your contract is coming to an end with your existing club and you are in negotiations to secure a better deal, tell them you have been approached by Hull !

[up the robins]

5 minutes ago, Gooleboy said:

Players. If your contract is coming to an end with your existing club and you are in negotiations to secure a better deal, tell them you have been approached by Hull !

Will only work for player's over the age of thirty or your club won't believe you.

[gogledd]

3 hours ago, Gooleboy said:

Players. If your contract is coming to an end with your existing club and you are in negotiations to secure a better deal, tell them you have been approached by Hull !

Does this only apply to Leigh Leopards players?

[gogledd]

Players - fed up of playing on ###### pitches? simply glue some rectangles of 4G surface to your boots before trotting out for the game

[doc]

Fed up with the quiet life? Want loads of abuse thrown at you?

Join Keighley.

[Gooleboy]

20 hours ago, gogledd said:

Does this only apply to Leigh Leopards players?

Not at all, all over 30s are welcome!