Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Larry the Leit]

I'm off on a train today.

[Wolford6]

Pete Murray is still alive, aged 89.

[ckn]

I have man flu.

[tonyXIII]

I have man flu.

 

Man up, you wimp!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And drink plenty of that whisky you received for Xmas!

 

Get well soon.

[deluded pom?]

Michael Nesmith's mother invented what we in the UK know as tippex.

[Futtocks]

Michael Nesmith's mother invented what we in the UK know as tippex.

...and Carly Simon`s family are the Simon of the Simon & Schuster publishing dynasty.

[Wolford6]

According to The Times, recently released official documents show that, when she was Prime Minister, Thatcher wanted to ban the sale of sex toys.

[Futtocks]

According to The Times, recently released official documents show that, when she was Prime Minister, Thatcher wanted to ban the sale of sex toys.

[ben elton mode]She wanted to be the only person shafting the British, right?[/ben elton mode]

[JohnM]

The old photos my wife just spent an hour looking for in the loft were actually in my wardrobe.

[hindle xiii]

Back to work after two weeks off, for a few hours at least and then back proper 5^th Jan.

*sigh*.

[longboard]

Clement Attlee played non-league football for Fleet Town.

 

 

I don't think Ed Milliband has played football to that level yet.

[Wolford6]

He's never even made it to non-league politics.

[Futtocks]

Clement Attlee played non-league football for Fleet Town.

 

 

I don't think Ed Milliband has played football to that level yet.

Don't you get a more-than-sneaking feeling that Ed was captain of his school's Dungeons & Dragons team?

[ckn]

I won £25 on the lottery.

[Wolford6]

I'm at work on OT and listening to Engelbert Humperdink on the radio. Best Saturday night out in ages.

 

Now it's Bobby Goldsboro with Honey...think I have got something in my eye....

 

You'd be better off with something in your ears.

[Futtocks]

I have just treated myself to a new penknife. Pretty...

 

[ckn]

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like an excellent thing to do if you didn't know what they were.

[hindle xiii]

I spent my evening fingering dirt boxes and spreading my seed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those chillis won't plant themselves...

[Wolford6]

The first time Wales ever beat England at rugby was at Crown Flatt, Dewsbury.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/international/wales/11385021/Wales-v-England-Six-Nations-opener-in-Cardiff-will-be-127th-match-between-the-two-countries-and-rivals.html

[JohnM]

Shakespeare was an Arab

 

http://arabshakespeare.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/qadhafi-shakespeare-was-arab-named.html

[Griff9of13]

I have just been diagnosed as suffering from Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo.

[JohnM]

You might need a faecal microbiota transplant, then.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27503660

[JohnM]

I have just been diagnosed as suffering from Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo.

 

Stop looking at Ed, then.

[Futtocks]

Do you reckon these are Pink Floyd fans?

[Griff9of13]

Giles Coren has just called me "a gormless -eating troll" on twitter because I accused him of being a metropolitan snob for saying "It should be London that leads other less-enlightened cities" in an article about banning smoking in public places. Which is nice.