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#5161 Old Frightful

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:04 PM

- it is not the poor girl behind the checkout counter's fault that you're an ######. You are not better than her. If she says "hello" and smiles at you then it's not nice to scowl at her.
- the time to offer up vouchers is BEFORE you pay, not after. Again, it's not the poor girl's fault you're an ######.

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On 13/2/2013, Hull City's owners the Allams, released a statement in their position as the owners of the KC Stadium Management Committee. One line in this statement read as follows....

"The SMC's principal responsibility is to remain neutral"


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#5162 my missus

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:00 PM

Those Leeds shirts smell even after you've washed them.
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Actually my own washer gave off smoke and smell last week the drum bearings are cream crackered. I've been advised to get another machine as they cost a fair bit to replace.

had a bloke round yesterday to fit a new drum he said the old one (4 mths old) was ####### he did it in 30mins, the old one is out back if you want it. :)
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#5163 ckn

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:28 PM

This is the first year since 1987 that there are 4 different numbers in the year.

Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon which is close enough.


#5164 BD92

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:42 PM

I am watching Classic Albums "Dark side" again.... it's still fascinating.
And so the future begins.....

#5165 Griff9of13

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 03:21 PM

The doctor tells me I have whooping cough! :unsure:
"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."

#5166 Bleep1673

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:31 PM

Curable
Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies

#5167 Wolford6

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:55 PM

Curable


So's bacon, but only when it's already dead.

;) B)

#5168 Bleep1673

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:11 PM

But Bacon, cured or not tastes better on toast than "anything"9of13
Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies

#5169 Futtocks

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 10:34 AM

D.H.Lawrence's wife Frieda had the maiden name 'von Richthofen' and was the cousin of the Red Baron.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones

"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore

"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes

#5170 BD92

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 06:13 PM

These new Trojan boots have broke in brilliantly.
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#5171 hindle xiii

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 06:56 AM

These new Trojan boots have broke in brilliantly.

Does the TRLer know you have his boots?

#5172 Wolford6

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 08:26 PM

This weekend I've caught two service buses. This equals the record I previously set in 2010.

#5173 timtum

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:50 AM

One of my new customers plays in the front row for Pia Donkeys.

Another of my customers was making a comeback off the bench yesterday at the Stade Jean Galia, Ile sur Tet.

Yet another of my customers stumped up the cash (well the company for which he was marketing boss did) for the Framing the Future report.

I'm so excited I might just burst, as tomorrow I hang up the apron for a couple of weeks and head off for Australia.
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#5174 JohnM

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:25 PM

Napoleon III and his family lived at Camden Place, Chislehurst, where he died on January 9, 1873 during surgery for a bladder stone.

#5175 Futtocks

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 01:54 PM

Attention, spods! Judge Dredd might be gay.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones

"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore

"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes

#5176 amh

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 06:25 AM

This week has been a Big Lebowski one so far, so I'm hoping for a similar chilled ending - The Dude abides
Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

Comment is free, but facts are sacred. - C. P. Scott

That's the problem with opinions, everyone's got one....That's the good thing about opinions, everyone's got one.

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#5177 Griff9of13

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 09:08 AM

Just bought tickets to see The Who in Liverpool in June. Today holds no fears for me, nothing will be able to spoil the good mood I'm now in. :)
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#5178 hindle xiii

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 09:19 AM

At home tonight 3 of us are having to shift a 6 foot solid reinforced concrete lintel from the top of a door frame. It's very heavy and the latest plan is to push it off onto a big pile of padding like airbeds and old mattresses. I've already said they'll be trouble if I miss the rugby cos someone's in hospital.

#5179 hindle xiii

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 09:50 PM

At home tonight 3 of us are having to shift a 6 foot solid reinforced concrete lintel from the top of a door frame. It's very heavy and the latest plan is to push it off onto a big pile of padding like airbeds and old mattresses. I've already said they'll be trouble if I miss the rugby cos someone's in hospital.

It was ok. You can all stop worrying now.

#5180 hindle xiii

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:46 PM

I've just learneded where l'angs username comes from.




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