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timtum

timtum

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The cat owned by my neighbours here rejoices in the name of Tampon.

Its the little things in life that make it worth living.


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gingerjon
gingerjon

The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

Robin Evans
Robin Evans

Going to be a grandad again... Anything else today is relatively meaningless????

Wiltshire Warrior Dragon
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon

I am 70 today.

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amm

amm

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I have been cleaning the kitchen for the past two weeks.

I hope to finish by the weekend.

I hope it doesn't need doing again this decade.

how dirty is it for crying out loud :lol:

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

sam

sam

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I think guys should just be honest everyone gets caught out these days.

what did he say he was doing...? what/who was he really doing...?

foxes or poor people?

Yorkshire Pie

Yorkshire Pie

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I'm so relieved, the quiz I organised tonight at work seems to have gone smoothly. And I'm indulging in a bit of drunken flirting on t'internet...

I'm not round here much, but I still watch rugby and get drunk...

bendyas

bendyas

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I think guys should just be honest everyone gets caught out these days.

I'm so relieved, the quiz I organised tonight at work seems to have gone smoothly. And I'm indulging in a bit of drunken flirting on t'internet...

d'oh.

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Severus

Severus

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Cheers, Mr S.

That's a good effort. The day when I get near to paying off my student loans is a long, long time away yet.

Ahem, Dr S to you. I didn't spend 10 years at university blah blah blah ;)

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Fides invicta triumphat

Shadow

Shadow

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I am working in our Oslo distributor's offices today and I am surrounded by top Norwegian Totty, I have a coffee machine 3 metres away and a large plate of assorted chocolatey biscuits on my desk.

And we just landed an order off Dell for around

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gingerjon

gingerjon

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PGC-AP

Post-graduate Certificate in Applied P... ?

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

Severus

Severus

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Post-graduate Certificate in Applied P... ?

That's about the gist of it (Post-Graduate Certificate in Academic Practices - the HE equivalent of a PGCE). Still it means I'm now qualified to do the job I've been doing for 7 years.

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Fides invicta triumphat

BD92

BD92

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Evidently, my powers of communication need improving at home. I mean when do I not go for a pint at t'rugby without Hogweed ?

Would I really not tell her I was going out with him?

And so the future begins...

BD92

BD92

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Haloman has made 6000 posts exactly.

I wonder how many were on the old UTF thread?

5950

And so the future begins...

BD92

BD92

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I know I've been busy lately but I didn't realise I had dropped out of the top ten.

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And so the future begins...

timtum

timtum

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Bordeaux is lovely. The drive through the vineyards of the Graves was beautiful with lots of names redolent with hangovers fondly remembered.

I have spoilt it all by staying at a hotel Premiere Classe. My room looks like a Scandinavian prison cell (Shadow may be able to swap notes tomorrow).

amm

amm

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I am about to drive to Bordeaux to meet Mrs Timtum who is flying over for the weekend. :wub:

(Shadow may be able to swap notes tomorrow).

:blink::ph34r:

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

amy-victoria

amy-victoria

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what did he say he was doing...? what/who was he really doing...?

He said he had changed and that he had broken up with his ex when actually he hasnt changed and hes still with her.Ah well hes away at uni most of the time so no big loss.

Anyway I hate babysitting for horrible kids at my own house they think its alright to trash everything.

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I don

Shadow

Shadow

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Steady girl. :D

I made an effort to try Norwegian cuisine for breakfast this morning and had a plate of pickled herring and crisp bread.

I now feel faintly nauseous. :(

timtum

timtum

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Just breakfasted myself on bread, jam and yoghurt.

At the next table were seated two English couples straight from a casting session for the remake of Terry and June. French conversation was achieved via the medium of shouting in English with a bit of pointing thrown in for extra marks. Toast was burnt which appeared to be the tragi/comedy happening of the year. And Geoff was told by Angie to moderate his language after spraying himself inadvertently with a sachet of marmalade.

Marvellous.

saintsbird

saintsbird

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thank god its friday. What a long week its been :(

Still after 3 weekends in I am out partying this weekend :D

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