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Jesus H Arkwright..... not only do I have to declare a fully funded case I have to provide evidence at every level to justify every penny spent on filly funded chc cases.....

Take my word for it???? My fat botty....

I only wanted a commitment that someone would be paying.  Pre-authorised personal debit card details will be fine as long as it covers up to £300,000 worth of staff time ;)

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John le Mesurier and Hattie Jaques son Robin le Mesurier is the lead guitarist in Johnny Hallyday's band.

John le Mesurier's middle name was Elton.

 

Elton! I don't think I'll ever look at Dad's Army the same way again.

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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We have had a week of rain and heavy winds. All the leaves have dropped from roadside and there are some seriously clogged drains.

 

I have driven through two sections of flooded roads tonight.

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Today is the second-hottest November day on record in Sydney - 40.9°

 

We had a 41.8° back in Nov 1982.

 

Lucky for me I live out in the Western Suburbs and it is only 40.5° out here.

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This weekend, former Superleague prop Ewan Dowes makes his debut at centre for Cleckheaton RUFC.

 

I expect Eddie Jones, the new England RU coach, will be monitoring his progress as they are looking for someone to replace Sam Burgess.

:D .

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You know you've been married for 16 years when you send your wife a text saying "going to be late, going for beers with the lads from work then some food" and she replies "good, have fun, try not to wake me when you get home".

 

p.s. I really object to paying £46 for a round of 5 drinks in Shoreditch.  I don't care how posh McQueens is, £46 is bloody ridiculous.

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I really object to paying £46 for a round of 5 drinks in Shoreditch.  I don't care how posh McQueens is, £45 is bloody ridiculous.

 

And I bet it was cack.

 

There's a shop sign in Bradford advertising Burger and Chips for £1.

 

A good pint of hand-pulled Tetleys can be bought at two Bradford city centre pubs for £2. Hand-pulled beer generally is about £3 to £3.40 a pint.

All cocktails at Al's Dime Bar are (I think) £4.50

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And I bet it was cack.

 

There's a shop sign in Bradford advertising Burger and Chips for £1.

 

A good pint of hand-pulled Tetleys can be bought at two Bradford city centre pubs for £2. Hand-pulled beer generally is about £3 to £3.40 a pint.

All cocktails at Al's Dime Bar are (I think) £4.50

Burger and chips for £1 - just imagine the quality cuts of meat they use! Has the local rat population dropped noticeably since they started advertising?

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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Burger and chips for £1 - just imagine the quality cuts of meat they use! Has the local rat population dropped noticeably since they started advertising?

 

Course not. They are breeding them as fast as they can.

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It's Lancashire Day.

Obviously, nobody's noticed.

No real need to go around wishing people "happy Lancashire day", we're happy every day. Unlike the misrble folk over the hill where being happy for one day of the year is considered an achievement. :P

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