Donkey of the Week nominations.

[JohnM]

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[DI Keith Fowler]

Excellent, love donkeys, unproblematic faves. 

[Futtocks]

12 hours ago, DI Keith Fowler said:

Excellent, love donkeys, unproblematic faves. 

Donkeys unproblematic? I assume you're an experienced cat-herder.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Futtocks

[The Hallucinating Goose]

I've always preferred cows myself. They always seem so relaxed and content when they're just stood in a field munching away at the grass. Sometimes I just walk out into the country and sit in a field doing nothing. Much simpler and more placid existence than supporting Hull. 

[Wolford6]

A friend of a friend ran a string of donkeys on Morecambe beach. They were held overnight in a field a short distance away.

Early one morning he went to collect them and they'd gone. He thought they had been stolen overnight by a rival, Turned out someone had opened the gate on the field and they'd made their own way to the beach.

[Old Frightful]

11 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

I've always preferred cows myself. They always seem so relaxed and content when they're just stood in a field munching away at the grass. Sometimes I just walk out into the country and sit in a field doing nothing. Much simpler and more placid existence than supporting Hull. 

[RBKnight]

10 hours ago, Wolford6 said:

A friend of a friend ran a string of donkeys on Morecambe beach. They were held overnight in a field a short distance away.

Early one morning he went to collect them and they'd gone. He thought they had been stolen overnight by a rival, Turned out someone had opened the gate on the field and they'd made their own way to the beach.

Do you Know what the donkeys at Morecambe get for lunch ?

About half an hour, same as they get at Blackpool.....

 

[JohnM]

Strange no one has mentioned Jacob Harry Maguire.

[Wolford6]

6 hours ago, JohnM said:

Strange no one has mentioned Jacob Harry Maguire.

Jacobs are sheep; twice as horny as most Lancastrian sheep.

 

[JohnM]

19 minutes ago, Wolford6 said:

Jacobs are sheep; twice as horny as most Lancastrian sheep.

 

I bow to your experience.