Leeds Wire Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Padge said: Posh git. We have Blue Nun somewhere behind the fridge. Even our cricket club does wine now and that's in Yorkshire! It has a selection of gins too and you can choose from 3 tonic waters plus a choice of lime or lemon. Oh and there's 6 different kinds of ice. It's the future. You need to diversify, Padge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Padge said: Posh git. We have Blue Nun somewhere behind the fridge. Social climber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Leeds Wire said: Even our cricket club does wine now and that's in Yorkshire! It has a selection of gins too and you can choose from 3 tonic waters plus a choice of lime or lemon. Oh and there's 6 different kinds of ice. It's the future. You need to diversify, Padge. Taken that on board, we will now start doing two types of ice, frozen and unfrozen. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Will I get a freebie Sunday for Mother's Day? In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, heartofGold said: Will I get a freebie Sunday for Mother's Day? No you'll get a freeebie everyday because everyday's Mother's day! And you lot back there, give over, inverted snobery has been banned since I got took middle class. Yes, and you lot have more chips than Harry Ramsden! 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Padge said: Taken that on board, we will now start doing two types of ice, frozen and unfrozen. To adopt the words and punctuation of the blessed, contemporary social media contributors, "Your a f*ck*ng melt.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 Due to hoarding of our pork pies they are being restricted to two pies per pint. Wiganers are allowed 3 every other pint to avoid withdrawal symptoms. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 9 hours ago, Shadow said: Why don't you join me and @SSouthernerat the virtual biker caff for a fry up and some tea Sorry I'm late. Came to start the bike but the battery was flat. Got it going but by then it was dark and headlamp bulb had gone. Took me ages to change it. Why is it the bike manufacturers make that job so difficult. On the way , I stopped off at Willingham Woods but it was closed. Next time maybe . https://m.facebook.com/willinghamwoodskiosk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Padge said: Posh git. We have Blue Nun somewhere behind the fridge. I don't think we should be discussing your sexual proclivities “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Padge said: Due to hoarding of our pork pies they are being restricted to two pies per pint. Wiganers are allowed 3 every other pint to avoid withdrawal symptoms. Does that apply to Greenhalgh's meat pies too? “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, Trojan said: Does that apply to Greenhalgh's meat pies too? Scuse me, pub pork pies are a completely different classification of pie to what is available at high street pie emporium. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, JohnM said: Sorry I'm late. Came to start the bike but the battery was flat. Got it going but by then it was dark and headlamp bulb had gone. Took me ages to change it. Why is it the bike manufacturers make that job so difficult. On the way , I stopped off at Willingham Woods but it was closed. Next time maybe . https://m.facebook.com/willinghamwoodskiosk/ I bet you'd run out of acetylene too “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, Padge said: Scuse me, pub pork pies are a completely different classification of pie to what is available at high street pie emporium. Greenhalgh's pies are the only pies I'll eat in Lanky. They've no idea how to make a proper Yorkshire style pork pie, like say Wilsons of Crossgates “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 If any visiting motorists are short of anti-freeze, I have it on good authority that there's a bottle of Austrian white wine behind the fridge. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Futtocks said: If any visiting motorists are short of anti-freeze, I have it on good authority that there's a bottle of Austrian white wine behind the fridge. That's older than the Blue Nun, and more toxic than Corona. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Trojan said: I bet you'd run out of acetylene too Yes indeed but it's alright now, in fact it's a gas gas gas. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Those that remember the Lobster Wars of 2004 (Blimey O'Reilly) may recall Clive woody disappeared with the funds from ClawPhin(R) (The superior Cetacean Based Lobster Snack) and the results of Bob8's cloning experiments. I've been able to secure the use of one of the clones as an alternate barmaid and bouncer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 48 minutes ago, Shadow said: Those that remember the Lobster Wars of 2004 (Blimey O'Reilly) may recall Clive woody disappeared with the funds from ClawPhin(R) (The superior Cetacean Based Lobster Snack) and the results of Bob8's cloning experiments. I've been able to secure the use of one of the clones as an alternate barmaid and bouncer. Friday Pics is back. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 52 minutes ago, Shadow said: Those that remember the Lobster Wars of 2004 (Blimey O'Reilly) may recall Clive woody disappeared with the funds from ClawPhin(R) (The superior Cetacean Based Lobster Snack) and the results of Bob8's cloning experiments. I've been able to secure the use of one of the clones as an alternate barmaid and bouncer. Ok. She can clone me. Edit: Please. Edit2: ffs Please!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Another thread on here was discussing someone's alcohol addiction, and ability to attend certain meetings. During these complicated times certain meetings will be cancelled. If fellows in a fellowship need to discuss things, please feel free to email a sponsor, or myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Only take doubles these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Bleep1673 said: Only take doubles these days. Raised eyebrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I'll be next to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Bleep1673 said: There is comedy here? Never noticed. Sarcasm Level 4a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 So have we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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