hindle xiii Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Buttocks or breasts? If only this wasn't in writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullman Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Today, I made my second ride on a boris bike. How's the Boris bike experience working out? (I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.) "Coming from East Hull people automatically think you should go and play for Hull KR. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse" - Kirk Yeaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 How's the Boris bike experience working out? (I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.) I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world! Its a conspiracy I tells yer Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullman Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world! Its a conspiracy I tells yer There's no pulling the wool over his eyes, no siree! "Coming from East Hull people automatically think you should go and play for Hull KR. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse" - Kirk Yeaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 How's the Boris bike experience working out? (I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.) I think it's going well - I've got no complaints about it. There have been a few issues with stations not locking/docking properly but so far the wholesale vandalism/theft/rivers of blood haven't happened and the bikes do seem to be in regular use. The only problems I'm aware of have been software related: rogue journeys showing up on people's accounts; docking stations not processing requests; the TfL map not being accurate on whether there are bikes/stations available. I am however a complete newbie with regards to any form of serious cycling so I'm not the best person to ask about whether the bikes themselves are any good. They seem fine, though heavy, to me. I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world! Its a conspiracy I tells yer Awesome! Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullman Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I think it's going well - I've got no complaints about it. There have been a few issues with stations not locking/docking properly but so far the wholesale vandalism/theft/rivers of blood haven't happened and the bikes do seem to be in regular use. The only problems I'm aware of have been software related: rogue journeys showing up on people's accounts; docking stations not processing requests; the TfL map not being accurate on whether there are bikes/stations available. I am however a complete newbie with regards to any form of serious cycling so I'm not the best person to ask about whether the bikes themselves are any good. They seem fine, though heavy, to me. Ta for that, pleased to hear that it seems to be going well. I would imagine the bikes would have to be fairly robustly built out of necessity, so you'd expect them to be on the hefty side. Awesome! Being part of a global conspiracy must make it even more satisfying. "Coming from East Hull people automatically think you should go and play for Hull KR. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse" - Kirk Yeaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I saw his tomb last week. (Oscar Wilde's not Millman's) Elsewhere in that boneyard there is a tomb with a beautiful eulogy by a chap to his wife. It reads very simply "Elle provoquait la joie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullman Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Elsewhere in that boneyard there is a tomb with a beautiful eulogy by a chap to his wife. It reads very simply "Elle provoquait la joie". Finding the tomb of the 'Famille Adam' made me smile. The scale of that place is astonishing. We were there for a couple of hours and we probably only covered a fraction of it. "Coming from East Hull people automatically think you should go and play for Hull KR. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse" - Kirk Yeaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I have my new work laptop, it's much smaller and lighter than the previous one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Being part of a global conspiracy must make it even more satisfying. It is indeed! If you want a bit more detail about it - there are loads of anecdotes both good and bad here and a bunch of responses here as well. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me i'm sure elton john once married a woman foxes or poor people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me Why's he marrying an android with a plastic face? "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 i'm sure elton john once married a woman Well i suppose that comment makes a change from FDFTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Why's he marrying an android with a plastic face? I shouldnt laugh but to be fair she seems to be good for him, straightened him out......if you believe sam's comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ullman Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 It is indeed! If you want a bit more detail about it - there are loads of anecdotes both good and bad here and a bunch of responses here as well. Good stuff, thanks Jon "Coming from East Hull people automatically think you should go and play for Hull KR. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse" - Kirk Yeaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldcard Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 3. You're serious - get to a walk-in centre or A+E Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am. Obviously back and ok, ish. Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival. Bit weird all of this, but still. Wires record breaking 10 match run: L 16-17 ; L 34-36 ; L 24-44 ; L 20-38 ; L 8-46; L 14-26 ; L 20-40 ; L 22-48 ; L 14-20 ; L 8-60. Thanks Jimmy.The Glamour Club. Apparently. Captain Morgan Trophy Holders.(I still think we have the British Coal 9's trophy hidden somewhere, too...) Ooooh, the Challenge Cup!!! Thank you Tony..... And again!!! Tipping Competiton Challenged Shield Winner 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am. Obviously back and ok, ish. Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival. Bit weird all of this, but still. Bill... one day you'll listen to advice and do as the nice people from TRL tell you! Seriously... look after yourself... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me Seriously, what do wimmin see in him. Face like its been hit repeatedly with a frying pan, ##### annoying personality and comes from Stoke. Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am. Obviously back and ok, ish. Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival. Bit weird all of this, but still. whyioughta take care x Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I've just sent 60 unsolicited emails to British owned B&B's round here. Spamtastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I've just sent 60 unsolicited emails to British owned B&B's round here. Spamtastic! wanna look at mi sausage Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ....and goldcard.... ...get a grip man. You can't keep treating us like this you silly @rse. Or as Silent Bob might put it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Unpleased. Broken night's sleep thanks to the cat having a pee on the bed next to my noggin at 4 o'clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Unpleased. Broken night's sleep thanks to the cat having a pee on the bed next to my noggin at 4 o'clock. I am sorry thats tickled me. Tampon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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