Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[hindle xiii]

Buttocks or breasts?

If only this wasn't in writing.

[Ullman]

Today, I made my second ride on a boris bike.

How's the Boris bike experience working out?

(I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.)

[Severus]

How's the Boris bike experience working out?

(I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.)

I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world!

Its a conspiracy I tells yer

[Ullman]

I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world!

Its a conspiracy I tells yer

There's no pulling the wool over his eyes, no siree!

[gingerjon]

How's the Boris bike experience working out?

(I realise this is probably conduct contrary to the spirit of the thread, but I am actually interested.)

I think it's going well - I've got no complaints about it. There have been a few issues with stations not locking/docking properly but so far the wholesale vandalism/theft/rivers of blood haven't happened and the bikes do seem to be in regular use.

The only problems I'm aware of have been software related: rogue journeys showing up on people's accounts; docking stations not processing requests; the TfL map not being accurate on whether there are bikes/stations available.

I am however a complete newbie with regards to any form of serious cycling so I'm not the best person to ask about whether the bikes themselves are any good. They seem fine, though heavy, to me.

I'm wary of these bicycle schemes. It's all part of a UN conspiracy to take over the world!

Its a conspiracy I tells yer

Awesome!

[Ullman]

I think it's going well - I've got no complaints about it. There have been a few issues with stations not locking/docking properly but so far the wholesale vandalism/theft/rivers of blood haven't happened and the bikes do seem to be in regular use.

The only problems I'm aware of have been software related: rogue journeys showing up on people's accounts; docking stations not processing requests; the TfL map not being accurate on whether there are bikes/stations available.

I am however a complete newbie with regards to any form of serious cycling so I'm not the best person to ask about whether the bikes themselves are any good. They seem fine, though heavy, to me.

Ta for that, pleased to hear that it seems to be going well. I would imagine the bikes would have to be fairly robustly built out of necessity, so you'd expect them to be on the hefty side.

Awesome!

Being part of a global conspiracy must make it even more satisfying.

[timtum]

I saw his tomb last week.

(Oscar Wilde's not Millman's)

Elsewhere in that boneyard there is a tomb with a beautiful eulogy by a chap to his wife. It reads very simply "Elle provoquait la joie".

[Ullman]

Elsewhere in that boneyard there is a tomb with a beautiful eulogy by a chap to his wife. It reads very simply "Elle provoquait la joie".

Finding the tomb of the 'Famille Adam' made me smile.

The scale of that place is astonishing. We were there for a couple of hours and we probably only covered a fraction of it.

[Tiny Tim]

I have my new work laptop, it's much smaller and lighter than the previous one.

[gingerjon]

Being part of a global conspiracy must make it even more satisfying.

It is indeed!

If you want a bit more detail about it - there are loads of anecdotes both good and bad here and a bunch of responses here as well.

[saintsbird]

I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me

[sam]

I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me

i'm sure elton john once married a woman

[Griff9of13]

I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me

Why's he marrying an android with a plastic face?

[saintsbird]

i'm sure elton john once married a woman

Well i suppose that comment makes a change from FDFTT

[saintsbird]

Why's he marrying an android with a plastic face?

I shouldnt laugh but

to be fair she seems to be good for him, straightened him out......if you believe sam's comment

[Ullman]

It is indeed!

If you want a bit more detail about it - there are loads of anecdotes both good and bad here and a bunch of responses here as well.

Good stuff, thanks Jon

[goldcard]

3. You're serious - get to a walk-in centre or A+E

Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am.

Obviously back and ok, ish.

Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival.

Bit weird all of this, but still.

[ckn]

Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am.

Obviously back and ok, ish.

Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival.

Bit weird all of this, but still.

Bill... one day you'll listen to advice and do as the nice people from TRL tell you!

Seriously... look after yourself...

[Severus]

I will be in mourning tomorrow it should have been me

Seriously, what do wimmin see in him. Face like its been hit repeatedly with a frying pan, ##### annoying personality and comes from Stoke.

[amm]

Blue lights to JR in Oxford Weds, 3 am.

Obviously back and ok, ish.

Spasm, which felt like attack, coupled with no paramedics, so ecg wasn't read correctly, so had angiogram on arrival.

Bit weird all of this, but still.

whyioughta

take care x

[timtum]

I've just sent 60 unsolicited emails to British owned B&B's round here.

Spamtastic!

[amm]

I've just sent 60 unsolicited emails to British owned B&B's round here.

Spamtastic!

wanna look at mi sausage

[timtum]

....and goldcard....

...get a grip man. You can't keep treating us like this you silly @rse.

Or as Silent Bob might put it

[timtum]

Unpleased.

Broken night's sleep thanks to the cat having a pee on the bed next to my noggin at 4 o'clock.

[saintsbird]

Unpleased.

Broken night's sleep thanks to the cat having a pee on the bed next to my noggin at 4 o'clock.

I am sorry thats tickled me.

Tampon?