Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[hindle xiii]

Target: major hangover tomorrow.

I've earned it after this last week or so.

MHRA (MRHA?) audit of the distribution centre, 5 yrs neglect to be sorted in 10 days.

Of course, half the problems are my fault, and the other half are also mine.Actually, he's found another scapegoat for 10% of them, ignoring the fact that he's the major issue.(100% of the problems)

Been feckin hard work, but in spite of the odd , contradictory, jobs I've had to do, I'm actually happy that by lunchtime today, the actual warehouse bit was all sorted, even though I doubt the insulating properties of empty bottles....

It's only taken about 4 years to find the post that perfectly captures this thread!

[Tiny Tim]

Target: major hangover tomorrow.

I've earned it after this last week or so.

MHRA (MRHA?) audit of the distribution centre, 5 yrs neglect to be sorted in 10 days.

Of course, half the problems are my fault, and the other half are also mine.Actually, he's found another scapegoat for 10% of them, ignoring the fact that he's the major issue.(100% of the problems)

Been feckin hard work, but in spite of the odd , contradictory, jobs I've had to do, I'm actually happy that by lunchtime today, the actual warehouse bit was all sorted, even though I doubt the insulating properties of empty bottles....

MHRA audits are no fun, had one at my last place, the build up was hell on earth. No major findings for us so much happiness.

[goldcard]

MHRA audits are no fun, had one at my last place, the build up was hell on earth. No major findings for us so much happiness.

Just after I joined my current employers, there was an audit due, and stuff that would rather not be spotted, so that product was in my van, in a layby on the A505 near Wing until I got the call from my boss, "they've gone, bring it back..."

The out of date products I'm bringing out of the warehouse, some are from 2004, I joined May 2007, why has it all been negelected?

I look younger than my MD, but have 8 years on him, and even though the pay is poor, I wouldn't swap.

Nearly all the issues are due to him anyway, he's welcome to the company Merc and sleepless nights.

[goldcard]

I've got UPS problems. They just don't

Held back until alcohol took over...

If no joy with UPS, try City-link or, yes, altogether, TNT....

[saintsbird]

tonight I have discovered that soft liquorice blends very well with Rose wine

[Haloman]

Held back until alcohol took over...

If no joy with UPS, try City-link or, yes, altogether, TNT....

It's very difficult to join in, when stuck in a dry country for 3 months.

[Haloman]

I think I may have upset the local ants, with my weeding of the compound.

I've got a column of them marching across the doorstep to my accomodation container. I just hope then don't take a fancy to my quarters, as they might be little but there's a lot more of those buggers than me.

Edited August 21, 2010 by Haloman

[Haloman]

My nomadic formicidaen neighbours have taken up residence elsewhere.

[goldcard]

It's very difficult to join in, when stuck in a dry country for 3 months.

Yeah, fair enough, but you must have been expecting someone to post that comment eventually.

[Haloman]

I used to work with a chap, who could remember sitting on Oliver Hardy's knee as a lad.

[gingerjon]

Have just docked Boris Bike 15603 at the best-named station on the cycle hire network: Poured Lines, Bankside.

[amm]

Work 9 - 7 again Boo!!

Fracture clinic this morning though..always goes fast..so just the dinner to 7pm stretch that'll drag

[hindle xiii]

Netbook fixed now... ahh.

[terrywebbisgod]

sat in a departure lounge BORED

[Severus]

Just done my second full day of work this week. Shame I had it booked off as leave.

[timtum]

I've just been offered

[goldcard]

I've just been offered

[timtum]

It's not enough, though, is it?

My wife is currently not talking to me....

Moral quandry.

[Millman]

My wife is currently not talking to me....

Moral quandry.

Is she still putting out?

[Severus]

Is she still putting out?

I think the word 'wife' may give you a hint.

Edited August 26, 2010 by Severus

[Haloman]

I really shouldn't tempt/torture myself during quiet times at work.

I would love this.

[hindle xiii]

I really shouldn't tempt/torture myself during quiet times at work.

I would love this.

Do you look outside every day hoping to see spitfires, zeppelins or the trojan horse?

Get with the times Grandad!

[Haloman]

Do you look outside every day hoping to see spitfires, zeppelins or the trojan horse?

Get with the times Grandad!

No, but I do see Chinooks, Black Hawks, Merlins and a whole selection of very large armoured cars.

Now then Sonny, I have given your name to the local Taliban. Their Bradford representatives are in your area and shall be calling round shortly. They want to have a friendly chat about letting Islam into your life !

Edited August 27, 2010 by Haloman

[Shadow]

No, but I do see Chinooks, Black Hawks, Merlins and a whole selection of very large armoured cars.

Now then Sonny, I have given your name to the local Taliban. Their Bradford representatives are in your area and shall be calling round shortly. They want to have a friendly chat about letting Islam into your life !

So, this plot from the Taliban to shoot down David Cameron's helicopter.

Anything you want to tell us?

[hindle xiii]

No, but I do see Chinooks, Black Hawks, Merlins and a whole selection of very large armoured cars.

Now then Sonny, I have given your name to the local Taliban. Their Bradford representatives are in your area and shall be calling round shortly. They want to have a friendly chat about letting Islam into your life !